🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[MasterDisaster]

I've written close to 500 words before I saw Null's post.

500 words? Bitch I can do five hundred bullshitting. Let's see 50,000 and then you can brag.

 

[Connor Bible]

That's a whole novel, not a synopsis, dude.

 

[chimpburgers]

Probably got touched by a priest.

How much free time do you spend thinking about Null and writing conspiracy theories about him? You know, that should be your next book idea.

 

[Connor Bible]

How much free time do you spend thinking about Null and writing conspiracy theories about him? You know, that should be your next book idea.

It was a joke.

 

[chimpburgers]

It was a joke.

Cool. You actually got a laugh out of me with that one. Got any more?

 

[Connor Bible]

Cool. You actually got a laugh out of me with that one. Got any more?

I'm convinced Null jerks off to me. I'm just his type.

 

[Fallensaint]

I'm convinced Null jerks off to me. I'm just his type.

Null likes short hair and glasses so you may be in there.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I'm convinced Null jerks off to me. I'm just his type.

i do bb

 

[chimpburgers]

I'm convinced Null jerks off to me. I'm just his type.

Do tell. Do you have any new pictures of yourself you want to share? I'm curious.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Are you guys implying Connor can actually write, let alone a GOOD conspiracy theory?

 

[Smutley]

I bet Null moved to the Philippines to try and find some young boys that looked like Connor. What a fucking deviant.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Are you guys implying Connor can actually write, let alone a GOOD conspiracy theory?

I figured it'd be more rambling manifesto.

 

[Connor Bible]

For some reason, Null reminds me of a young Walter Sullivan from Silent Hill 4.

Both have a thing for their mommies.

 

[LegoTugboat]

For some reason, Null reminds me of a young Walter Sullivan from Silent Hill 4.

Both have a thing for their mommies.

Stop looking up kids, we have enough threads on pedos here.

 

[MasterDisaster]

For some reason, Null reminds me of a young Walter Sullivan from Silent Hill 4.

Both have a thing for their mommies.

What kind of things? Be specific. Most boys love their mommies; don't you?

 

[SpessCaptain]

For some reason, Null reminds me of a young Walter Sullivan from Silent Hill 4.

Both have a thing for their mommies.

These are slanders, not conspiracies.

 

[Connor Bible]

That's not what Null's mom said. Last night I fucked her. Ask me how fat she was.

 

[Fallensaint]

That's not what Null's mom said. Last night I fucked her. Ask me how fat she was.

At your gran's house? Serious props, did granny approve?

 

[MasterDisaster]

At your gran's house? Serious props dude, did granny approve?

Gran was in on it, probably.

 

[SpessCaptain]

That's not what Null's mom said. Last night I fucked her. Ask me how fat she was.

Sigh.

How fat was she?