🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Głosy: 127 13,2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Głosy: 73 7,6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Głosy: 529 55,0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Głosy: 233 24,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    962
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a connor bible five years into the future looks fatter, smellier and even more sad given the passage of time
there's no fixing connor. we just have to love him for the landwhale autismbux cow he shall become :heart-full:
 
roygerdodger powiedział(a):
Well, once I had made a thread about which book should be made into to movie, and he said "How about a Disneyfied version of "American Psycho", He also hates John Hughes movies, same here, but only post-"Home Alone". Connor also had an obsession with Molly Ringwald.
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Did he talk about Redesigning Eva a whole lot?

If he did, did he ever shut up about it?
 
roygerdodger powiedział(a):
Well, once I had made a thread about which book should be made into to movie, and he said "How about a Disneyfied version of "American Psycho", He also hates John Hughes movies, same here, but only post-"Home Alone". Connor also had an obsession with Molly Ringwald.
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I still can't wrap my head around him hating John Hughes but being in love with Mollay.

Connor, you should watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off sometime. It's a good fuckin' movie.
 
Meowthkip powiedział(a):
I still can't wrap my head around him hating John Hughes but being in love with Mollay.

Connor, you should watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off sometime. It's a good fuckin' movie.
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You say that now. Let's see who's still laughing when we get a string of edgy posts about how Cameron's character arc represents hopelessness.
 
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But instead of being a ween thing, asking if his book has made any progress is actually a pretty damn valid question.....despite the answer being obvious...
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If the answer is obvious then it's hardly a valid question. It ceased being funny hundreds of pages ago, and borderline everyone who demands progress on his writing is doing it to try and be funny.
 
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