🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Bugaboo]

Coming back to a post Connor chimpout is always a good feeling

 

[Sable]

I don't know why Connor hates everything.

Writers tend not to, because they need to understand people on a certain level to write good characters.

Did Stephen King hate everyone? No, he took ALL THE DRUGS and writes stories about horror stuff?

What about Clive Barker? He's as homo as a barrel of sentient turnips (and also doesn't hate everyone) and wrote successful stories too.

Your hate isn't making you more successful at writing Connor. Be cool.

tl:dr It's better for your writing career if you take as many drugs as Hunter S Thomson and have a ton of homosex.

 

[Bugaboo]

Yeah, Steven King did so much cocaine that he's said he didn't even remember writing the book Cujo

 

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

Who wants to place bets on Connor becoming a tranny? Come on Connor step you game up, step your chains up.

 

[Sable]

Who wants to place bets on Connor becoming a tranny? Come on Connor step you game up, step your chains up.

Read that as chins up.

And he wouldn't because turning into a tranny would cut into his masturbation time, and automatically turn him into a slut.

 

[Bugaboo]

Read that as chins up.

And he wouldn't because turning into a tranny would cut into his masturbation time, and automatically turn him into a slut.

He could always make up a gender like they do on tumblr so he could keep his weewee

 

[The Knife]

@Connor Bible why don't you ask your parents for help with your novel

Hahahaha, I legit read this as "you should ask your parents for help with your navel."

 

[Cubanodun]

He could always make up a gender like they do on tumblr so he could keep his weewee

so he can come back here and say he is going to kill himself unleast we do a crowdfunding so he can transition into a autistic and fat version of brianna wu?

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

You want me to be a drunk? Go fuck yourselves.

Shut the fuck up.

What the fuck does @Null have to gain from making a lolcow thread about me? Piece of shit.

Bullshit, it won't change minds at all. You'll still be the same cocksucking pieces of shit.

You motherfuckers won't ignore me.

@Null is a fucking faggot for having made this goddamn thread in the first place out of spite.

Oh, he's also a fucking pervert.

Ya know, for being such a teetotaller, ya sure sound like a fratboy with a case and a half of Bud Lite in him.

 

[Sable]

so he can come back here and say he is going to kill himself unleast we do a crowdfunding so he can transition into a autistic and fat version of brianna wu?

I thought you were gonna say Phil for a moment until you said Brianna Wu.

Is this a thing?

 

[Cubanodun]

I thought you were gonna say Phil for a moment until you said Brianna Wu.

Is this a thing?

even i have some mercy to spare, putting him with potatolatina would be to much

also saying "autistic fat version of phil" would be redundant

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Took some time to catch up on this thread and damn, these last 20 or so pages have made me cry with laughter.

Spoiler: Might be a bit off topic

Connor reminds me a bit of Anthony Burch in the sense that they both love to whine and don't like to be faced with criticism about their writing, but damn. At least Anthony Burch completed something he wrote in his life

 

[Totenkopf]

Dear Connor,

You have a lot of interesting opinions on women, homosexuals, and success. Have you ever considered writing a manifesto? It might help the world know who you are and what you're all about. I would be very interested to read it. You could call it "Connor Bible: In His Own Words" or something nice like that.

Hope you think about it,

Totenkopf.

 

[KatsuKitty]

connor's been doing this shit for almost two fucking years

 

[Ruin]

I don't know why Connor hates everything.

Writers tend not to, because they need to understand people on a certain level to write good characters.

Did Stephen King hate everyone? No, he took ALL THE DRUGS and writes stories about horror stuff?

What about Clive Barker? He's as homo as a barrel of sentient turnips (and also doesn't hate everyone) and wrote successful stories too.

Your hate isn't making you more successful at writing Connor. Be cool.

tl:dr It's better for your writing career if you take as many drugs as Hunter S Thomson and have a ton of homosex.

Everything Connor knows about writers comes from bad movies, so he thinks writers are all brooding, grimdark, depressives with alcohol/drug problems. Connor badly wants to replicate this but his edge is dull and he's too big of a pussy to drink or take drugs.

 

[Totenkopf]

You should also really watch the first season of True Detective, Connor.

 

[MrTroll]

connor's been doing this shit for almost two fucking years

Here's to two more. May the sun never set on Connor's autism and self-pity.

 

[DN 420]

That was the most angry I've seen Connor.

It's a really good thing this thread is going to die soon because he isn't giving any lolcow content.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

It took him so much longer to come back this time, and I've never felt such a strange feeling of pride, pity, and indigestion for the little guy.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Connor, you're a hateful pig.

To paraphrase what others said in jest about Pixyteri:

Connor is both fat and stupid and I would not have sex with him.