🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[OtterParty]

I can't entertain anybody. I have nothing to offer.

387 pages of your own thread say otherwise (though admittedly, they're not completely entertaining and the best posts in them are mostly yours)

 

[Smutley]

I feel the world would be a little darker place if Connor wasn't in it.

 

[Rin]

But that's my point. All this time, I've been convinced I was Mozart. In reality, I'm Salieri. I'll probably take up alcoholism and drink myself into an early grave, if I don't put a bullet in my head first.

Where the hell did you get the idea that not being able to completely dedicate yourself to your art means that you're doomed to fail and end up killing yourself? Plenty of well-known writers had other careers before they got published.

 

[DN 420]

What's the point of making an effort when it will either be fruitless or backfire on you? I can't make a difference. I can't entertain anybody. I have nothing to offer.

Where have you placed your effort?

 

[Connor Bible]

What kind of job could I possibly get? What employer would take a bum like me in? I'm a lost cause, a guy with no mission or purpose.

 

[LegoTugboat]

What kind of job could I possibly get? What employer would take a bum like me in? I'm a lost cause, a guy with no mission or purpose.

Social Justice Warrior. All you need is a tumblr.

 

[DN 420]

What kind of job could I possibly get? What employer would take a bum like me in? I'm a lost cause, a guy with no mission or purpose.

What caused you to get so sad today

 

[Rin]

What kind of job could I possibly get? What employer would take a bum like me in? I'm a lost cause, a guy with no mission or purpose.

What about technical writing? Or patent law or something? Those are two random, non-STEM jobs I though up off the top of my head. Your college's career counseling office should be able to provide a lot more help than some random internet denizen.

 

[Connor Bible]

Social Justice Warrior. All you need is a tumblr.

I heard Vice City Public Radio needs someone to helm Pressing Issues.

 

[DN 420]

I didn't take you to be a GTA player.

 

[sugoi-chan]

What kind of job could I possibly get? What employer would take a bum like me in? I'm a lost cause, a guy with no mission or purpose.

I'd focus on being able to do a full course load in a single semester before you start worrying about careers.

 

[Count groudon]

Yeah, but hardly anybody remembers him. I'm just a loser.

But you're a lovable loser

 

[Connor Bible]

A misogynistic, cynical, chronically-masturbating autistic washout with a hard-on for a Brat Pack actress? I can see why you love me.

 

[Meowthkip]

What kind of job could I possibly get? What employer would take a bum like me in? I'm a lost cause, a guy with no mission or purpose.

Jizz mopper.

 

[DN 420]

A misogynistic, cynical, chronically-masturbating autistic washout with a hard-on for a Brat Pack actress? I can see why you love me.

Why are you being so self-deprecating? Is it because you want pity?

 

[Connor Bible]

Why are you being so self-deprecating? Is it because you want pity?

I don't want any pity. I'm prone to making these comments IRL, as well.

 

[Rin]

I don't want any pity. I'm prone to making these comments IRL, as well.

That doesn't mean you don't want pity. Maybe you're just being honest, but right now you're giving off the impression that you're fishing for asspats and people to tell you how wonderful you are.

 

[DN 420]

I don't want any pity. I'm prone to making these comments IRL, as well.

Why though

 

[Meowthkip]

That doesn't mean you don't want pity. Maybe you're just being honest, but right now you're giving off the impression that you're fishing for asspats and people to tell you how wonderful you are.

That's because he is.

 

[cumrobbery]

I don't want any pity. I'm prone to making these comments IRL, as well.

Self-deprecating humor is cool though