🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Głosy: 127 13,2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Głosy: 73 7,6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Głosy: 529 55,0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Głosy: 233 24,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    962
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Sometimes, I get the feeling that you people are right, and that I should just give up any aspirations of writing and get a job as a wage-slave. I have nothing to contribute to society. My family (excluding my grandmother) see me as a burden, and my real-world friends barely talk to me. To confess something wicked, every day I wake up, I try to come up with some flimsy reason to get out of bed.
 
Connor Bible powiedział(a):
She and I are like peas and carrots. She's probably the only member of my family that isn't fucked up on some level.
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I think you're being a little too hard on your parents. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that doesn't make them evil or anything.

Being a writer and having a job aren't mutually exclusive. You can get a job doing whatever and write in your spare time.
 
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I think you're being a little too hard on your parents. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that doesn't make them evil or anything.

Being a writer and having a job aren't mutually exclusive. You can get a job doing whatever and write in your spare time.
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But that's my point. All this time, I've been convinced I was Mozart. In reality, I'm Salieri. I'll probably take up alcoholism and drink myself into an early grave, if I don't put a bullet in my head first.
 
Connor Bible powiedział(a):
Sometimes, I get the feeling that you people are right, and that I should just give up any aspirations of writing and get a job as a wage-slave. I have nothing to contribute to society. My family (excluding my grandmother) see me as a burden, and my real-world friends barely talk to me. To confess something wicked, every day I wake up, I try to come up with some flimsy reason to get out of bed.
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You realize you can write AND have a grown up job, right?

Connor Bible powiedział(a):
But that's my point. All this time, I've been convinced I was Mozart. In reality, I'm Salieri. I'll probably take up alcoholism and drink myself into an early grave, if I don't put a bullet in my head first.
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So why do you think you'll drink or kill yourself?
 
Connor Bible powiedział(a):
Sometimes, I get the feeling that you people are right, and that I should just give up any aspirations of writing and get a job as a wage-slave. I have nothing to contribute to society. My family (excluding my grandmother) see me as a burden, and my real-world friends barely talk to me. To confess something wicked, every day I wake up, I try to come up with some flimsy reason to get out of bed.
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Why don't you focus on making a life for yourself instead of focusing on your writing? Writers aren't born writers - they write after drawing on years of experience. Why do you think Jack London wrote convincing novels about the Yukon? Hemingway about journalism and WW1? They lived those experiences.
 
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