🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Głosy: 127 13,2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Głosy: 73 7,6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Głosy: 529 55,0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Głosy: 233 24,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    962
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@Connor Bible Today I showed a friend of mine your thread and managed to motivate her into finding a new job so she can get out of her crazy parents' house.

So, thanks for that.
 
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Ok so the call is over. He talked about how he's doing his second draft of his book review and he attempted to do a british and Brooklyn accent. Then TheKnife asked him why he's doesn't do more contemporary works and he hung up. He was watching a movie the whole time as well, he said he likes watching movies that he has memorized while he's doing something else. So not very eventful.
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Jesus Christ is he still working on that same book review? The one that took three weeks time and wasn't even a thousand words?
 
Is his professor being lax on him? Did he actually just drop the class? Is Connor delusional? Is he just trolling us? How did he get through high-school? Why was math so much easier for him. (Not easier-easy, but he actually did work for it, or so he told us.)

I feel like this is going to be the time I asked what Connor does all day and I'll never get a fully satisfactory answer.
 
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Is his professor being lax on him? Did he actually just drop the class? Is Connor delusional? Is he just trolling us? How did he get through high-school? Why was math so much easier for him. (Not easier-easy, but he actually did work for it, or so he told us.)

I feel like this is going to be the time I asked what Connor does all day and I'll never get a fully satisfactory answer.
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What's the name of his community college he's attending? We could possibly see the length of their summer semester and how it works if we looked it up. If the first half of the summer term is already expired, then it seems likely he's fooling us. And knowing Connor, had he actually passed the class and accomplished something legitimately, he'd have no doubt bragged to us about it much earlier.
 
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What's the name of his community college he's attending? We could possibly see the length of their summer semester and how it works if we looked it up. If the first half of the summer term is already expired, then it seems likely he's fooling us. And knowing Connor, had he actually passed the class and accomplished something legitimately, he'd have no doubt bragged to us about it much earlier.
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Technical College of the Lowcountry. Summer semester begins (in 2014 at least) on May 19th and ends August 1st.
 
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