🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Arkangel]

So, by that logic, I'm just doomed to failure no matter what kind of effort I make. You guys say your helping me, but the fact is that you're hypocrites.

Only YOU can help you.

 

[Connor Bible]

If people were to see this thread, you guys wouldn't be entirely immune from damage. We both lose.

 

[Smutley]

But even after all 300+ pages of you doing jack shit, you still had people in your corner: me, @FramerGirl420 , & @Smutley , for example. I can't speak for the others, but I've effectively given up on you.

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1197.jpg?1429831965 Smutley: But I love Connor soo muchhhhhhhh
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/52.jpg?1399255076 God: @Smutley, Love shouldn't hurt.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1197.jpg?1429831965 Smutley: @God, LOVE IS PAIN, GOD!!!!!
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/52.jpg?1399255076 God: @ @Smutley, YOUR OBSESSION IS KILLING YOU

I AM LITERALLY ARGUING WITH GOD BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU CONNOR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So, by that logic, I'm just doomed to failure no matter what kind of effort I make. You guys say your helping me, but the fact is that you're hypocrites.

Here we go.

Do you remember the 300+ pages of good advice you were given that you never took?

I do.

That's why I'm cynical.

 

[JU 199]

Oh @Connor Bible rated me negatively.

I'm right though, aren't I. You're not gonna change and your're fucked.

 

[Coster]

you're hypocrites.

"I wanna change"
"No, fuck you guys, you don't tell me what to do"
"This place is a shithole"
"I just want to hang"

you calling us a hypocrite is the pot calling the kettle nigger

BONUS:

If people were to see this thread, you guys wouldn't be entirely immune from damage. We both lose.

Nah, just you.

 

[Connor Bible]

"I wanna change"
"No, fuck you guys, you don't tell me what to do"
"This place is a shithole"
"I just want to hang"

you calling us a hypocrite is the pot calling the kettle nigger

BONUS:

Nah, just you.

How would Kiwi Farms benefit from this situation?

 

[UnwiseKhan]

If people were to see this thread, you guys wouldn't be entirely immune from damage. We both lose.

UnwiseKhan isn't the name I put on job applications, Connor Bible.

 

[chimpburgers]

How would Kiwi Farms benefit from this situation?

They'd be able to see just how much of a massive sperg you are and laugh with us.

 

[JU 199]

How would Kiwi Farms benefit from this situation?

Autist salt- As far as the eye can see.

 

[Connor Bible]

Yes, if people see this thread IRL, some may see I'm a waste of space, other see someone different. Same case with you people.

 

[CatParty]

If people were to see this thread, you guys wouldn't be entirely immune from damage. We both lose.

Have you tried going on to forums as not you? Maybe you can do some character building if you go on to say wrong planet forums as one of your characters. Heck even make an alt here and see how well you act not like you. It will strengthen your writing tenfold.

 

[LordDarkrai]

If people were to see this thread, you guys wouldn't be entirely immune from damage. We both lose.

Just you. Everyone here, even myself at times were being perfectly reasonable with you. People really tried to help you, but you reject it countless times being rude.

 

[Connor Bible]

They'd be able to see just how much of a massive sperg you are and laugh with us.

As pessimistic as I can be, I think people would be more forgiving.

 

[Coster]

How would Kiwi Farms benefit from this situation?

We have a pretty decent 350 page thread that's made friendships, good times, and fond memories. My heart goes out to @Mauvman Shuffleboard, @The Knife, @BOLDYSPICY!, and @Smutley for making this thread as great as it is.

 

[JU 199]

other see someone different. Same case with you people.

Are you threatening us?

 

[Connor Bible]

Just you. Everyone here, even myself at times were being perfectly reasonable with you. People really tried to help you, but you reject it countless times being rude.

Am I being rude now?

 

[Smutley]

Have you tried going on to forums as not you? Maybe you can do some character building if you go on to say wrong planet forums as one of your characters. Heck even make an alt here and see how well you act not like you. It will strengthen your writing tenfold.

I think Null would make an exception to the gimmick posting rule if Klaus &/or Holden showed up. They were always my favorites (Abe's fingers are too wide to use a keyboard well so he wouldn't work out)

 

[chimpburgers]

As pessimistic as I can be, I think people would be more forgiving.

Not with 350+ pages of the same repetitive shit under your belt.

 

[Ruin]

Yes, if people see this thread IRL, some may see I'm a waste of space, other see someone different. Same case with you people.

Lol no. I'm pretty sure most people won't think much of a 20+ year old unemployed masturbation addict. Besides if people love you so much irl where are all your friends?