🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

Ok, I'll bite: What *will* bring you happiness Connor?

Nothing really does, Frank.

 

[CatParty]

So I'm expected to achieve the bullshit goals I set for myself, knowing full well I won't gain any happiness from it?

will alphaboy wear a cape?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Connor, I was feeling down a few weeks ago, and you know what I did? I started exercising and volunteering. I went jogging this morning and I still feel pretty good.

I agree with Ziltoid that eating better will make you feel better, too.

Just some suggestions.

 

[DN 420]

So I'm expected to achieve the bullshit goals I set for myself, knowing full well I won't gain any happiness from it?

Set smaller goals. And what makes you happy?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Nothing really does, Frank.

If that's the case, then I agree that I think you *do* need to seek counseling.

If you can honestly say that *nothing* makes you happy, that's a *very* bad sign...

 

[Connor Bible]

will alphaboy wear a cape?

Why do you ask?

 

[CatParty]

Why do you ask?

i was curious. sorry i am taking interest

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Nothing really does, Frank.

What do you expect us to do about it then? Kiss your ass and tell you it's all gonna be ok?

 

[Connor Bible]

What do you expect us to do about it then? Kiss your ass and tell you it's all gonna be ok?

I guess I'm expected to achieve in spite of my pessimism.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

What do you expect us to do about it then? Kiss your ass and tell you it's all gonna be ok?

If I had to take a guess, he'd probably want us to just back off and let him live the life he wants, he'd rather us kiss his ass then kick it (in order to get him to change things for the better).

 

[Lascannon]

Connor become an edgy lord and smoke kush!!!

You will be happy in no time!

 

[CatParty]

I guess I'm expected to achieve in spite of my pessimism.

yes that is what is called "being an adult"

 

[DN 420]

Connor. If nothing makes you happy then why complain about goals not doing it in the first place? Because they're hard work?

Why do you crash only days after saying you can conquer multiple projects? Why does your Grandma problem conveniently occur right after you start writing Alphaboy?

Why do you set yourself up for failure everytime?

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I guess I'm expected to achieve in spite of my pessimism.

Bad things happen in life. You need to work through it. I've had some tough times that are still lingering, but I've been working through them. It's what people need to do. If you let the bad times get to you, you won't feel like anything's worth doing. Not everything's out to get you, buddy.

 

[Connor Bible]

yes that is what is called "being an adult"

Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.

 

[CatParty]

Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.

and then you do it again the next day.

 

[Locksnap]

Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.

Stop talking in some kind of autistic tv-tropes language.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.

Actually the best thing to do is to quit the job anyway and watch the trainwreck happen.

Spoiler

Not that you would know...

 

[Ruin]

Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.

This right here, stop this shit. People are going to think you're weird if you reference TVtropes all the time. You don't do this irl do you?

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.

So you're saying you don't like writing anymore?