🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Goddamn, my limit's already being tested. That was fast.

EDIT: Here are some others whose limits are being tested. Particularly those of the female persuasion.

Spoiler: part 1 of. . .something

@NobleGreyHorse (sorry, it's been ages since I've drawn horses D: )
@Philly Cheese Steak
@Meowthkip
@The Knife
@IJustWantToSeeAttachments
@Chanbob

Next part is @Miraak, @Cosmos, @silentprincess, @Golly, @caffeinated_wench, & @Altissimo. But I've kinda hit a snag on @Miraak's STUPID FUCKING DRAGONBORN HELMET OKAY

EDIT x2 COMBO: I'm sorry @Miraak I love you I really do

 

[Ti-99/4A]

@Connor
Since you like ripping off movies, here's a good quote that can be applied in your every day life.
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

 

[Arkangel]

Well, when dealing with particularly discourteous or vulgar people, one's limits can really be tested.

There are worse things in life than dealing with people you consider rude and offensive.

 

[Connor Bible]

There are worse things in life than dealing with people you consider rude and offensive.

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

 

[TL 611]

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

We managed it for months.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

Yes.

 

[Arkangel]

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

You're not obligated to do anything, but you'll get MUCH FARTHER in life if you learn to grit your teeth and bear it.

 

[Locksnap]

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

You're obligated to stop being a dense cunt and intentionally misconstruing what people say.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

Well yeah there's a 100% chance an asshole is in whatever room you're in, so...

 

[Connor Bible]

Yes.

That takes a lot of patience, balls, and self-sacrifice, all of which I lack.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I don't consider myself a racist. However, I have had to put up with assholes of different colors in the past, and that really puts a strain on me. This one time, when I was in vocational rehabilitation, some African-American girl cut in front of me in line when we were getting our checks.

Yeah that doesn't justify your racially insensitive stereotypes in your writing. That said holding onto such a minor infraction is kind of telling.

 

[Arkangel]

That takes a lot of patience, balls, and self-sacrifice, all of which I lack.

Did you finish your resume yet? My hat remains uneaten.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

There's something I should probably say: Last night I had the pleasure of watching To Live and Die in L.A. for the first time. I know Connor is a fan of that film and for that I applaud him. However I can't help shake the feeling that he was probably laughing his ass off alongside William Petersen when his character is extorting sex out of one of his informants.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

That takes a lot of patience, balls, and self-sacrifice, all of which I lack.

We know. That's why there is a thread about you. Because you barely constitute as a person and can't even handle someone cutting in line.

 

[GV 002]

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

We all have to do it, it may not be nice sometimes but in order to get by in this world you can't afford to be bogged down by anyone else, whether they are of the bumhole persuasion or not.

 

[lolwut]

That takes a lot of patience, balls, and self-sacrifice, all of which I lack.

Obviously. So, fix that.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

Yes. That is called life.

Doesn't explain your racist depictions of people of different races in your writing. Being sad/mad/whatever isn't a good enough excuse.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

We're doing it right now.

 

[GV 002]

That takes a lot of patience, balls, and self-sacrifice, all of which I lack.

And you think you can be a top writer mate?

Ohhhh dear me.

If you can't handle something as trivial as cutting in line without spewing racist bile, maybe you should consider something else. Being a columnist for The Sun, maybe? (Britfags will get it)

 

[Connor Bible]

Yes. That is called life.

Okay, so if someone randomly spits on me, or shoves me out of a line in a fast food joint, I'm expected to tolerate that? If someone I've befriended betrays me, I'm supposed to sigh and move on?