🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Głosy: 127 13,2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Głosy: 73 7,6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Głosy: 529 55,0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Głosy: 233 24,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    962
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You know those prank .gifs or whatever from last decade, where some screaming face pops up after a few seconds? Connor's new selfie looks just like one of them.
 
He may no longer be with us here, but it's always good to be occasionally reminded that the Connor Never Changes.
 
So I stumbled over Connor in the NaNoWriMo forums today. Apparently he's still "working" on Redesigning Eva.

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For those who don't know, it's currently the first month of Camp NaNoWriMo. Unlike normal NaNoWriMo, you can set your own word count goal. Connor's feeling ambitious with a goal of 50,000 words. Let's see how he's doing.

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Neat! He's actually making progress. I wonder how much he's written today.

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Oh. *sigh*
 
Papa Nier powiedział(a):
So I stumbled over Connor in the NaNoWriMo forums today. Apparently he's still "working" on Redesigning Eva.

Wyświetl załącznik 429380

For those who don't know, it's currently the first month of Camp NaNoWriMo. Unlike normal NaNoWriMo, you can set your own word count goal. Connor's feeling ambitious with a goal of 50,000 words. Let's see how he's doing.

Wyświetl załącznik 429381

Neat! He's actually making progress. I wonder how much he's written today.

Wyświetl załącznik 429382

Oh. *sigh*
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I'm so glad Connor's still around to encourage me to get over writing block.

Bless your autistic soul, Connor.
 
Papa Nier powiedział(a):
So I stumbled over Connor in the NaNoWriMo forums today. Apparently he's still "working" on Redesigning Eva.

Wyświetl załącznik 429380

For those who don't know, it's currently the first month of Camp NaNoWriMo. Unlike normal NaNoWriMo, you can set your own word count goal. Connor's feeling ambitious with a goal of 50,000 words. Let's see how he's doing.

Wyświetl załącznik 429381

Neat! He's actually making progress. I wonder how much he's written today.

Wyświetl załącznik 429382

Oh. *sigh*
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Waaaaaait wait wait wait. So his book is an AU of NGE where instead of an awesome sci-fi mecha psych show, we get... serial killer high school. That’s what I’m getting from this. Am I wrong?
 
I don't think it's been an NGE rip-off for years, if it ever was at all beyond that one ending he had planned. Now it's more like Silence of the Lambs meets Blade Runner with a dash of The Breakfast Club. He also takes most of his inspiration from films because Connor is an aspiring writer who hates books.

A part of me is honestly rooting for Connor to finish something just so he can finally put his money where his mouth is. RE's a schizophrenic mess that leans too much on its inspirations and should be thrown out for something with its own identity, but having a finished draft would at least give him something new to complain about. He seems like one of those people who loves the idea of being a writer more than writing itself. You find a lot of those types on NaNoWriMo.
 
To the surprise of no one, Connor didn't meet his goal for Camp NaNoWriMo.
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I'd like to point out that he didn't even properly participate. Your word count is supposed to reflect the exact number of words you've written over the course of a month. Any previously written work shouldn't be included. So those 24,751 words didn't even count toward his monthly goal. Connor didn't write a single word in April and still managed to fail in ways I would have never expected.
 
ToroidalBoat powiedział(a):
Any word on how Connor is doing, especially since Florence struck SC?

(apologies if necrobump)
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Port Royal is close to the Georgia border so he's been barely inconvenienced (from his obsessive masturbation habits and grandma assisting duties) at worst. I'm sure he's still thinking about how awesome Redesigning Eva is and how it'll definitely be novel of the year decade century when it's finished, but has barely added a couple hundred words to it, if that.
 
MysticMisty powiedział(a):
Port Royal is close to the Georgia border so he's been barely inconvenienced (from his obsessive masturbation habits and grandma assisting duties) at worst. I'm sure he's still thinking about how awesome Redesigning Eva is and how it'll definitely be novel of the year decade century when it's finished, but has barely added a couple hundred words to it, if that.
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Hey, it's more than @Cowlick has done
 
Looks like Connor isn't participating this year, unless he's got another account I'm unfamiliar with. This is the account he'd been using previously. He actually deletes all traces of his previous novels after each NaNo so you can't see his old projects or stats at all. I don't remember if it was last year or the year before that when he was going to be doing a James Bond novel.
https://nanowrimo.org/participants/carolina-boy
 
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