🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Bugaboo]

Connor please stop posting pictures of yourself, they are not flattering

Actually, I lied keep doing it

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

S E N D N U D E S

 

[Feline Darkmage]

S E N D N U D E S

He's probably sent Molly Ringwald an entire photo album of his own nudes.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

connor-senpai show us your sticky lint-like objects

Edit: DO IT

 

[Cuck Norris]

Molly, my perineum is dead.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Molly, my perineum is dead.

Ginger root will fix that in a jiffy!

 

[Shrangus]

So this is where that quote is from. What the hell kind of baths is this guy taking if his taint is still a toxic hellscape afterwards?

 

[CatParty]

What the hell kind of baths is this guy taking

None?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What the hell kind of baths is this guy taking if his taint is still a toxic hellscape afterwards?

From what I gather, Connor never showers, and just soaks himself in the bathtub.

In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath.

(emphasis mine)

 

[Bugaboo]

From what I gather, Connor never showers, and just soaks himself in the bathtub

Does he not understand the concept of soap? Because that's the only way I can imagine someone getting crotch rot

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Does he not understand the concept of soap?

Connor likely fills the bathtub with just warm water, soaks in it, and calls it a bath.

 

[Marvin]

Connor soup. Gross.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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I'm gonna have to start giving you the Jace treatment. Have you ever experienced happiness in your life?

 

[Dentontx]

Is this Connor's 'Gais... Im Serious' face?

GODDAMN IT PRIVATE PYLE

 

[Conrix]

He can log out any time he wants, but he can never leave.

[insert "Eagles - Hotel California" YouTube video here]

I'm gonna have to start giving you the Jace treatment. Have you ever experienced happiness in your life?

Has Connor ever experienced mirth?

 

[Tookie]

Molly, KiwiFarms is back.

 

[Xarpho]

That last pic has sex offender written all over it

That's the picture they'll show on the news if Connor goes on a school shooting.

 

[Smutley]

Jace, Phil, Greta, Chris... when this site was down the cow I missed most was our own Fatty Dingdongs.

Connor has been a busy, busy boy indeed.

The simple fact I'm posting these links here means Connor will probably never update them again. And even though I'm still super mad at him for the whole Vordrak betrayal I still love his writing and wish he'd show us more.
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Oh shit, sonnn... oh shit....

AWWW YEAAAAA-

FUCKY YOU!!!!!

No, dude, you started out so well and now you're falling into the "give advice" trap. Danger dude, danger!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

The Mind and the Matter

edit: The Papist proves he's much too good a friend for Connor Maybe I'll adopt him as my bestie instead. WHO KNOWS

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I'm right there with you, Smutley. I miss our crazy boy.

At least he may be writing again, though.

 

[r00]

At least he may be writing again, though.

To write again, he would have had to have written before