🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[CatParty]

Does Connor really think celebrities personally run their fan pages? Nigga they got people to run that shit for them.

https://kiwifarms.net/members/molly-ringwald.5390/

 

[Ruin]

Dudes got to be on a list somewhere,

 

[butt in trouble]

He's going to get banned from her FB page eventually. I just know it. Someone will say something he doesn't agree with and he will chimp out at them and since Conner has literally no filter it will likely be something offensive and/or creepy. Whoever runs the page will block him but Conner will think it was Molly herself who blocked him. He'll whine about it for the rest of his life. It will be Conner's Megan saga.

 

[Squealer]

Does Connor really think celebrities personally run their fan pages? Nigga they got people to run that shit for them.

Molly isn't really relevant anymore is she? So she might, she probably has a restraining order against the boy. On the plus side, at least he has an autographed paper out of it

 

[Silver]

how is connor even real

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I know it's just autism and generally crazy, but his fixation on Molly is so fucking creepy. If he wasn't the human embodiment of sloth and failure, I'd be concerned he would try something.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[Connor connoring on Molly]

You should try changing that avatar, Connor. Something less uptight would do.

 

[AnOminous]

Does Connor really think celebrities personally run their fan pages? Nigga they got people to run that shit for them.

It's also general policy not to respond to obsessive stalkers.

 

[Smutley]

pouty as ever

Connor you are a fucking idiot

In a discussion about the TV movie for The Langoliers, Connor shows up with his always important opinion

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Connor, maybe you should be in a remake of the Langoliers.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Connor, maybe you should be in a remake of the Langoliers.

As long as he's one of the first to disappear.

 

[Count groudon]

Connor, maybe you should be in a remake of the Langoliers.

As one of the langoliers.

 

[Smutley]

@Molly Ringwald, is Connor ok?

 

[Count groudon]

Wyświetl załącznik 139502

@Molly Ringwald, is Connor ok?

I'm pretty sure if Connor is ever in grave danger the crotch fungus will envelope him and act as makeshift armor.

As long as there are novels to not finish our little Connor will never give in.

 

[Marvin]

I'm pretty sure if Connor is ever in grave danger the crotch fungus will envelope him and act as makeshift armor.

I'm imagining Connor as some sort of autistic Venom with a crotch fungus symbiote.

 

[Count groudon]

I'm imagining Connor as some sort of autistic Venom with a crotch fungus symbiote.

Is that not the case?

 

[r00]

Is that not the case?

No, because the symbiote actually gave Eddie Brock a valid reason for being.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

It's that time of year again; NaNoWriMo preperation is underway and Conner has declared his novel for the year. He seems to have deleted Alphaboy from his Novels page. What do you think Kiwis, can he do it?
http://nanowrimo.org/participants/carolina-boy

 

[Ti-99/4A]

He's going to spend all month watching Bond movies for "inspiration" and get one to three pages beyond the synopsis at most before he gives up and jacks off to Molly Rignwalds belly button instead.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Since he deleted Alphaboy you can't view his word count progress, but if I remember correctly what happened last year is that he made fairly good progress the first day, then deleted most of it and was at about 300 words the whole month.