🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Głosy: 127 13,2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Głosy: 73 7,6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Głosy: 529 55,0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Głosy: 233 24,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    962
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Connor powiedział(a):
You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?
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You're just a spoiled brat. Shut the fuck up, get off your ass and go do something. So many people here have shared their stories about how they kept going with much fucking worse problems than yours. Get a hobby, go help old people or do something with your life.
 
Connor powiedział(a):
You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?
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Connor powiedział(a):
You guys gave me advice with the intention of helping me, and at the same time, you insist I'm not worth helping.
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Connor powiedział(a):
You want dates, times, and addresses, motherfucker?
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Connor powiedział(a):
You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?
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Huh, maybe that's why we're reserving our enthusiasm, Connor.
 
Connor powiedział(a):
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My good friend @Waifu made this to describe you. I think it's fitting.

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Connor powiedział(a):
Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?
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This is what most people with social anxiety -- myself very much included -- do. It's not optimal. Optimally you should be able to be more open without being abrasive. But if it's the best you can manage right now, then yes. Poker face is the way to go.

Connor powiedział(a):
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
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Already did for the evening.
 
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