🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

Why do you have impossible standards and ignore all the good in your life

There is no good in my life.

 

[Silver]

Why should I even attempt to make an effort?

You know Harry Potter got rejected by 10 publishers before one of them agreed to take the story? Nothing's perfect on the first try. Every person on this planet has to deal with failure before success comes around. Why are you any different?

 

[DN 420]

There is no good in my life.

You have so much to be grateful for you spoiled child

 

[Coster]

@Connor Bible

The thing about drinking yourself to death is that you have to actually drink to do it. Knock one back dude, go get a beer or something. You're 21, the sky's the limit!

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Why do you deliberately choose a career aspiration as certain to hand you depressing moments as writing? If you want smiles and hugs and immediate return on time investment, clean your parents' house.

Edit: Okay, then, kiddo, if you want to be paid immediately for time you put in, clean someone else's house. But not without telling them first. That would just be even more creepy than GETTING MAD AT AN OLD PERSON FOR HAVING DEMENTIA.

 

[Connor Bible]

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

 

[Dr. Meme]

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

are you a gay?

 

[cumrobbery]

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

How loveshy of you.

 

[Handsome Pete]

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

Wow, thank you for a horrible answer to a question nobody asked.

 

[Sable]

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

...then don't pursue a relationship with a slut?

 

[Silver]

Every girl is a slut?

 

[XH 502]

Holy fuck, guys, every goddamn time Connor comes back we go through this. He's not going to listen to a word anyone says. Stop trying.

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

Dude, just go full SlutHate and don't look back. It's exactly what we expect of you. Just fucking do it.

 

[wheat pasta]

There is no good in my life.

Alright, I don't frequent this thread but let me give it a try:
Mommy and Daddy pay for your school (which you are SQUANDERING, nice job btw)
They feed you
They put a roof over your head
They clothe you
They let you use the internet despite the fact you're clearly too immature for it
I could go on...

 

[Coster]

are you a gay?

@Connor Bible knowing dr. meme that's probably an offer

EDIT:

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

At least it gives me some fucking mission to accomplish. But I'm not cut out for it. Why should I even attempt to make an effort? Why should I grin and bear it? Why should I suck up to people who fuck me over IRL?

Hey, do you guys remember the Connor Rap @Philosophy Zombie did? It plays in my head every time I read Connor's posts.

Hey guys, I was messing around in AutoRap and I shat this out. I hope you find it mildly amusing. (my voice sounds awful but I guess everyone's does when they're recorded) Http://www.smule.com/p/364030374_118854392

I call it "Fucky You". Connor, you're an MC now! Congrats.

 

[Dr. Meme]

@Connor Bible knowing dr. meme that's probably an offer

EDIT:

@Connor Bible can i buy you a drink

 

[DN 420]

Connor can you please stop being such a huge fake. Stop romanticizing the noire and bleak when you actually can't handle it.

And for the love of god actually start drinking instead of threatening it, wuss.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Dude, just go full SlutHate and don't look back. It's exactly what we expect of you. Just fucking do it.

Yeah, I mean, how else are you going to mentally destroy some girl because you (think you) can?

 

[DN 420]

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

Wait, did you get catfished again? Or did a stalking attempt on a mentally handicapped girl fail... again?

The joke here is you'll never actually have an irl relationship.

 

[XH 502]

Yeah, I mean, how else are you going to mentally destroy some girl because you (think you) can?

I want to see Connor try to mentally destroy Gloria Tesch.