Confess your sins

[Johnny Salami]

It'll start:
I don't actually hate Jews or women. Do hate blacks and Indians, though.

 

[Anti Snigger]

I'm actually the incarnation of Satan born in advance of the apocalypse
You guys seem cool, don't come into the material world in the next 20 years

 

[Madre Muerte]

I used to be a heavy race-mixer. In High-School, most of my friends were non-white.

 

[Tablet County]

I was banned from Thunderdome for a week because I made a single word post.
Best thing that ever happened to me, but a sin is still a sin.

 

[Great General Ri Shin]

Man-hate thread posters actually made me mad for a while. I got better though.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i want to suck on green pecs

 

[Michael Wade]

Lust for Pornography.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

I left witnesses.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I'm not nearly racist enough.

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

I'm a serial cheater

 

[make_it_so]

I wear white after labor day.

 

[Pruto]

lol I have no sins you bunch of faggot niggers, burn in hell where you belong.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Burned my house down when I was 11 or so. Not fun.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

I open cans of soft drink in the work fridge, and just put them back in a slightly different spot.




Yes i'm very pleased with myself

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I once peed in the toilet tank at the office, so when it flushed it flushed pee.

 

[skykiii]

I paid $3 for Agony. Specifically the Nintendo Switch version.

 

[Catler]

I stole a pack of gum from the grocery store

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I'm a serial cheater

I'm a cereal eater.

 

[eatler]

I drank the kool aid when I was in high school and bought two funko pops. its been haunting me for awhile. do we get punishments too?

 

[4506-C]

I farted really hard