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[Hamplanet Fitness]

The Second Annual Buford Awards have begun! Vote to honor the Kiwis you believe have contributed the most to the site in 2025!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-bufords-kiwi-awards-2025.236872/

 

[Markass the Worst]

Another Youtuber slop faggot video has hit the Sanctioned Suicide forum, following in the footsteps of that one guy who helped put spyware analytics in Audacity (@Tantacrul).

This comes on the heels of the UK's censorship bill failing to take down SS, because the British are mongoloid subhuman niggers who unironically expect their shitty laws to apply extraterritorially. The lawyer representing SS is also representing Kiwi Farms and 4chan in a lawsuit against Ofcom.

Discuss how another video only Streisand-effects the suicide site even harder:

Opublikuj w wątku „Sanctioned Suicide"

12 Sty 2026

Wow a channel I actually like used this site for YouTube content today. Time to unsubscribe from this stupid bitch.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qiTl95X0_PU


Lmfao, faggots on Tantacrul's dick. Theyre just an echo chamber of retardation with zero original research for themselves

• Molesting the Decapitated

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[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

The spanish version of Julay Awards, Premios Ario Supremo (Supreme Aryan Awards) closed on saturday, and today was given the results of voting.

The First edition of Premios Ario Supremo was concluded
See results here

 

[Pale Empress]

The second iteration of The Biggest Problem In The Universe may have come to an anticlimactic end after Dax "Daxipad" Herrara (aka Dick Masterson, aka the man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as his fursona Juju the Cow) confronted his co-host Christopher "Vito the Pedo" Gesualdi about giving up his mod privileges to get him to stop banning their paypigs. Instead of answering a simple yes or no question, Vito ragequit the stream, immediately fired up a copestream, and posted a eulogy in the BPITU subreddit.

💰 Grifter Opublikuj w wątku „Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2"

8 Sty 2026

Biggest Problem episode 215 just ended. It started with the tease: Will Vito give up mod-powers on YT chat or will the show be ended?

Vito's answer at the end: "Ahh, just email me, I'm not really sure exactly what it is you want. So just send me a message and tell me what you're asking for."
Dick removed Vito from stream and says, "Alright, show's over. (laughs) Guy's, it's been fun... um, thank you, thank you for supporting the show all of you, um... it was a good show for a while but, there you have it. Goodbye everybody."

A second divorce for Biggest Problem is here. I don't feel like...

• BrentHatleyisaCuck

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Previously it was assumed that Dax and Vito shared 50/50 of the TBPITU brand, however it's claimed that Vito neglected to submit payment in order to claim his 50% share, ensuring Dax retains 100% ownership of the show and brand.

💰 Grifter Opublikuj w wątku „Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2"

12 Sty 2026

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/2010837435790356952

Someone has made Dick realise that Vito forgot to send a check for $1 and thus due to his laziness he failed to ever actually claim his 50% rights to The Biggest Problem in the Universe. Dick remains 100% owner of The Biggest problem because Vito not only can't send out comics, he can't even send a check. That's hilarious.

• Theocrat Robot

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Discuss the likely demise of a show nobody watches in the Dick Masterson thread, alternately go gravedance and laugh at a fat, washed up, freshly unemployed "comedian" and self-admitted pedophile in the Vito Gesualdi thread.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

A UK petition to cancel a planned clinical trial into puberty blockers for minors has reached over 121k signatures out of the 100k needed to force parliament into a debate in only 4 days. (Possibly in no small part to JK Rowling boosting its awareness.)

If you're a Britbong, please sign the petition and up those numbers!



Discuss protecting the UK's youth from gender ideology and social contagion of the boykisser variety in the Tranny News Megathread

 

[notorietus]

After the recent The Leaping Lemur drama, @Osama Bin Laden gets encouraged to become a Kiwi Tuber himself. In a recent stream covering various onsite drama (related to forum users), @Tread Miller has clipped a 4 minute long video of its chatters basically insulting it and trolling it, calling it obese, fat and many other various insults. It's like if Los Pollos weighed 200 extra pounds.

4:57

Come discuss here in its dedicated Multimedia thread.

 

[TV's Adam West]

The anniversary of David Stay's passing was a few days ago, and seeing as the thread is missing a lot of insider stuff, I am slowly going through the process of updating and filling in the blanks, if anyone wishes to contribute, feel free. I'm starting with Ravioli Fujoshi Martha.

Here is a compilation of Martha Chan, a weird fujoshi, yumeshipper, yaoifangirl whatever who got autistic about Mandarr and Photon. MarthaChan2001 had a very.. Special interest with David and was routinely drawing fanart. I don't know if I should spoiler this, or not, but hey? Rock on.
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Screencap of the Deviantart.
What sort of wonders were on such a wonderful thing?
Here's some of the fanart.
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Okay.
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Now here's the weird shit, chat.
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They printed out a picture of him and framed it.
They also cuddled it, alongside a homemade body pillow OF Mandarr.
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Mandarr cosplay.
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I don't even have the fucking words for this one, I just don't.
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And to top it off, we have some 'art' where Martha made 3d renders of her self insert with David.
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Have a link to the Martha Deviant Art, dead, but still around.

https://www.deviantart.com/marthachan2001

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Will Stancil, the most raped man alive, in his battle against ICE Nazis has taken a causality again. First he blew out a tire and now he blew out the transmission to his fit chasing around ICE.

Will Stancil was so busy DOING SOMETHING against FASCISTS that he blew the transmission on his shitbox car lol

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https://bsky.app/profile/whstancil.bsky.social/post/3mcbuafcbxs2d

Discuss how it do be like that Mr Stancil

 

[WelperHelper99]

Scott Adams of the Dilbert comic fame, is dead at 68 after a battle with cancer.

Pay respects here:

US Opublikuj w wątku „US Politics General 2: Hope Edition"

13 Sty 2026

Scott Adams passed, RIP:

• mandatorylurk

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Or here:

🪦 Deceased Opublikuj w wątku „Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams”"

13 Sty 2026

Rip Scott Adams. You were a real nigga and I loved your comics
Proof:

https://x.com/i/status/2011092122158428587

• WelperHelper99

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Or here:

Disaster Wątek ''Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Dead at 68'

13 Sty 2026

Cartoonist Scott Adams has died after a battle with prostate cancer.

Adams' first ex-wife, Shelly, revealed the news during a live stream on "Real Coffee with Scott Adams."

We broke the story ... Shelly told us just yesterday that Scott entered hospice and was receiving end-of-life care amid his rapidly declining health. She said nurses were going in and out of the home while she, her daughter and her sister were providing care as well.

Scott even recorded a podcast episode during which he acknowledged it may be his last ever ... which feels even...

• chiobu

Reakcje: x 58

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Kidd Bandit has announced that his upcoming match at the Freakshow Wrestling Event Effy's Big Gay Brunch in April will be his last wrestling match as he plans on getting his dick cut off after. Along with this news his Dog has passed away.

💼 Careercow Opublikuj w wątku „Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid"

13 Sty 2026

So now we have what's most likely going to be his last wrestling match ever at Effy's Big Gay Brunch, as after this Joey is planning on getting his dick cut off.

Now he's hoping it won't be but considering what it's going to do to his body I don't see him wrestling after.

Here's how his fans have been reacting to it.

And finally his dog died recently. I didn't know where else to put this so might as well put it here.

• Rudolf's Friend

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[TheCrackMonkey]

A Xitter account has found Hasan's old Deviantart account filled with furry porn in the favorites.

 

[Burd Turglar]

An elephant is doing the needful and has murdered at least 20 jeets in rural India.

 

[M3453dst324]

The previous feature about dog shocker, not yet confirmed fucker hasan is sadly incorrect.

The furry porn is not in hasans favorites, but in the favorites of an another account, alric2000 (Link) (A) whos profile hasan has commented on (Link). Hasans comment is deleted, but was made in 2008 and alric2000 has favorited one of hasans drawings uploaded 2007 (see my post). The furry porn in the screenshots are from 2024-2025.
On deviantart it is common for small creators to comment on the profile of the person favoriting their uploads, and if there was furry porn in the favs in 2008 it is unconfirmed if the roach looked at them.

In hasans own profile (A) there is no furry stuff, porn or otherwise.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

2025 Breaker of Scales Foodie Beauty is beginning to suspect that maybe her unfaithful, on-again-off-again pretend husband of the last 3 years perhaps doesn't have genuine feelings for her after all.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

In Open Sores Source, AI and Linux news Gentoo Linux (a "major" linux distro), decided to move away from Github because "fuck AI code and fuck Co-pilot" (post in the Open Source thread).

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Goodbye Github, welcome Codeberg: Mostly because of the continuous attempts to force Copilot usagefor our repositories, Gentoo currently considers and plans the migration of our repository mirrors and pullrequest contributions to Codeberg. Codeberg is a site based on Forgejo, maintained by a non-profit organization, and located in Berlin, Germany. Gentoo continues to host its own primary git, bugs, etc infrastructure and has no plans to change that.

The foundation has also expressly resolved to a "No AI" policy in 2024 in the run up to this mitigation:

It is expressly forbidden to contribute to Gentoo any content that has been created with the assistance of Natural Language Processing artificial intelligence tools. This motion can be revisited, should a case been made over such a tool that does not pose copyright, ethical and quality concerns.

Discuss if you need to compile optimizations harder with PGO and LTO on LLVM&Musl for SPARC, and be a nolife degenerate in the linux thread.

Debate if Gentoo Foundation is retarded for banning AI throwing a fit over co-pilot in the AI Derangement Syndrome thread.

Laugh at muh free software tards (Another Gentoo Example) in the OSS thread.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Robyn the woman who caused her daughter's birth injury because it was more important to beautify her vagina before birth then not sit in labor for almost 4 days with her IG midwife who already had one wrongful death suit for home births beneath her has "gone viral" on twitter with her thread being posted there. Her reponse to them was to DFE EVERYTHING. We had a bunch of new friends in the thread and twitter was actually positive about a kiwifarms thread and having no issues posting about it.



https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-em...s-glenn-standford-ramirez.84621/post-23419908

 

[Chug Smuckle]

2026 is not looking great for the Turkroach as he was caught Shocking his dog for a second time and being racist towards Persians

He's back to shocking his dog again, the obese troon jannies of livestreamfails are in a panic trying to sweep it up.

https://arazu.io/t3_1qc76ci/?timeframe=all&category=hot

Edit: There is also apparently a clip of him being racist to Persians that the jannies are sweeping up.

https://arazu.io/t3_1qbuc3z/?timeframe=all&category=hot

Discuss r/livestreamfails Jannies sweeping it up here

 

[Seafarer]

Pearly "coalburning ginger built like a refrigerator" Davis recently had a live debate with former Young Turks host Ana Kasparian on the subject of feminism. The consensus is that Pearly performed poorly, being considered low-energy and easily getting flustered in response to Ana's questions, leading to incredibly awkward moments of silence:

1:01

(Discuss Here)

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Verizon phone services have been down (AGAIN!) for many individuals across the U.S. for the majority of the day. This includes cities New York City, Washington, D.C., Chicago, Atlanta, Houston, Los Angeles and Portland.

If you are a Verizon user who wants to bitch about it, Discuss here. If you are an AT&T Bro, Cricket Bro, Mint Bro, or T-Mobile Sister, you are also welcome to gloat as well.

 

[Spectate]

An ex-girlfriend of Turkey Tom has came out with allegations that:
1. Turkey Tom's most visited website on his phone is his Kiwi Farms thread.
2. He was probably cheating on her with a shit ton of e-girls.
3. He kicked holes into his walls because he got blackmailed by the hacker of one of said e-girl's accounts.
4. He recorded sex tapes with her without her consent.
5. He physically abused her and other exes he had during sex.

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🌟 Internet Famous Opublikuj w wątku „Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson"

14 Sty 2026

Hi kiwi people I dated Tom for a few months after meeting him on Tinder. Im not super into internet stuff and had no idea what KiwiFarms was, but this page was always his number one searched Safari thing that pops up on iPhone when he went to Google something. When I asked about this website he got super defensive and weird about it, so I obviously looked into it and found all of this crazy shit. (Like him admitting to being bisexual?) Messaged the owner of this website Joshua Moon to get the code to post here. Basically I started to get suspicious about all the egirls hes...

• sacramento89

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@sacramento89 sent me two pictures of herself with Turkey Tom and of herself by herself with a note and a fashion accessory that matches the photos with TT.

Not only that, another one of Tom's exes is trying to make a KF account to post in his thread.

ive been in contact with the ex since tom and i broke up yes, and shes aware that im posting on here and is actively trying to make an account to post on here

Discuss TOTAL TURKEY DEATH here.