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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo powiedział(a):
If I decide to start fucking dudes I'll tell Kiwifarms first. My Dad left early on and my retarded con mother and bitch sisters "ran" the household, of course I'm fucked in the head.. If I do start to fuck dudes I'd find one that looks like Reviewbrah or Michael Cera. Kimcella dressed like him awhile back and it was kinda hot.
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Have you tried asking your wrangler out for a date?
 
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Have you tried asking your wrangler out for a date?
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I do not have one, though there are many running around my old neighborhood dealing with my former neighbor downstairs retard and Puerto rico tard and 500 lb muumuu trannytard.

As long as she has all her teeth and weighs less than 160 lbs.
 
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>lived in tard housing
>not retarded
Pick one and only one
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There's programs around the country, and where I live that take tards out of nursing homes, give them section 8 vouchers so they can piss and shit and loiter in working class neighborhoods. It's been a disaster. The agency that manages these assholes has barely seen them since this coof started and it's fucked up, I posted about it extensively in the general thread.

I would do a podcast if I could find a better way to disguise my very distinctive voice and speech pattern, the 2nd one is what gives me away more than anything.
 
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Do you speak like a retard or something?
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It's been described as Hunter S Thompson meets a few other things. If we have a meeting at the factory they ask me to lead it because I'm compelling.

Pretty much my Dad's voice though. I say "cocksucker" like punctuation.
 
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Such as fat and exceptional.
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I am the fastest machine setup guy, pretty talented and exceptional at it. Still can't keep the temps from wandering off to talk to the skanks in the other room but the menthol pheremones just draw them in.
 
Back on topic, the White Knights adorn themselves in tendie armor and begin to defend the honor of m'lady.

This should get them many honor points for Twitchcon 2020 so then they might get a hug
 

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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo powiedział(a):
If I decide to start fucking dudes I'll tell Kiwifarms first. My Dad left early on and my retarded con mother and bitch sisters "ran" the household, of course I'm fucked in the head.. If I do start to fuck dudes I'd find one that looks like Reviewbrah or Michael Cera. Kimcella dressed like him awhile back and it was kinda hot.

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You gotta admit this thread is a nice break from 1488 niggdemic posting.

All I'm saying is I've found services and products I enjoy and I'm fine with it.
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Seeing halal in real time is glorious
 
Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo powiedział(a):
If I decide to start fucking dudes I'll tell Kiwifarms first. My Dad left early on and my retarded con mother and bitch sisters "ran" the household, of course I'm fucked in the head.. If I do start to fuck dudes I'd find one that looks like Reviewbrah or Michael Cera. Kimcella dressed like him awhile back and it was kinda hot.

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You gotta admit this thread is a nice break from 1488 niggdemic posting.

All I'm saying is I've found services and products I enjoy and I'm fine with it.
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Lol you're gay
 
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