#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[Mr Processor]

"It's just sassy as the day is long um Um Mean girls bullshit behavior But uh, anyway, I think I had some other point. Well, actually it's kind of a simple thing to convey why are they not rushing to do the Trinity of dc because it's difficult Because you have to get exactly right or you're never going to hear the end of it from the same shitheads Complaining that they're not doing it because they will micro-examine And attack and attempt to destroy every single part of it just because it's james gun so It's kind of like fucking i'm just gonna do these weird creature commandos and do like a whole episode on the weasel guy He's actually a hero who knew um, yeah, so and then the uh the oh, I forgot to mention with the The five-step, you know how to review comics or actually I mean it works for everything obviously you'll be reading instead of watching but um This is gonna again brave conservative communist fighter With your bloated everything um, uh And your super cool leonidas beard or shitty-ass goatee um Movies are not made to be hated by the saddest men who ever lived They're meant to be enjoyed and make money and Oftentimes there are literally dozens of classic movies that flopped Like flippity flop flopped at the back box office. Nobody gives a fuck you flopped at life You're 50 bloated with a leonidas beard or a shitty goatee and you can't complain about disney princess Movies for a living i'm literally not allowed to say what i'm thinking right now, but I bet you can guess what it is." - Zack

Where to start:

"i'm literally not allowed to say what i'm thinking right now, but I bet you can guess what it is."

Pussy.

"Oftentimes there are literally dozens of classic movies that flopped Like flippity flop flopped at the back box office."

This is a complicated sentence, especially because of "Oftentimes," I'm guessing he means something like every year or every season? "there are literally dozens of classic movies that flopped," I think it would be really funny if Richard just made a list of 12 classic movies that flopped. I'd just really like to see his list. Honestly, it would be hard for me to come up with a list of 12 classic movies that actually "flippity flop flopped," because there is a difference between not meeting expectations and actually flopping. Like when I was thinking about this list for me, I thought, "Let's see Dredd, Unbreakable, Night of the Hunter..." but Unbreakable was actually successful, it just wasn't as successful as M. Night Shyamalan wanted it to be.

"I watched the whole thing. Although I did almost Walk out during my first viewing because I wasn't quite getting james gunn's take and I was like, where's he going with this? I'm, not really enjoying the humor and then like Literally like 40 minutes in it's like ah, okay. I see what he's doing."

"I like this Um, so saw it watched the whole thing Enjoyed it re-watched it Recommend it to friends um five out of five very very simple and so Uh supergirl would get a Probably a four out of five. I don't think i'll watch it again. I mean maybe uh, uh Peacemaker I don't know."

I honestly don't thinks he likes any of these very much. He spends so much of his time consuming media, but he can't create a successful review channel himself because his taste sucks and he can't really talk deeply about the stuff he does like.

We're supposed to pretend Meyer isn't a bloated corpse at this point? Dude never shows himself in his videos for a reason. He is pasty and bloated corpsemaxxing.

Yeah, I wonder about that too. He may look like the crypt keeper at this point. How would we know?