CinemaSins Salt - Reeeeee, don't mock my movie!
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The Valeyard
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- 16 Lip 2017
Only if you looked at Peter Jackson's King Kong and thought that it would've been better with more explosions.
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- 2 Sty 2016
Lets get this shit to the top of every search engine
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- 3 Gru 2013
Man, CinemaSins really knows how to respond to this kind of thing.
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- 31 Sty 2015
The only right thing to do. Ignore the crazies.
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- 10 Lip 2015
Some Plebbit salt:
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- 16 Cze 2017
It's definitely snarky youtubers who ruined "film criticism" and not armies of sperging fanboys fawning over polished turds.
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- 7 Sie 2016
Anyone else get the vibe that he's decided to whiteknight Looper like crazy, not just to prove that he's totally not mad about his movie getting mocked, but because he's trying to suck up to Johnson. He's directed the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi, after all.
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- 7 Cze 2017
He had John Goodman read a plagiarized line from the recent Godzilla movie. And he put that in commercials as previews.
I never thought I'd celebrate the one with Jack Black.
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- 10 Lip 2015
The dude who wrote Saw and Insidious chimes in, also confirming himself as that killjoy in the process.
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- 20 Sie 2014
Well, that's just even more movies I'm glad I didn't see and yet another director who needs to be sacked - those films series (Saw and Insidious) were both shite to begin with and only got shittier as time went on, honestly.
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- 30 Mar 2017
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- 17 Lut 2016
If your characters have to be unnaturally stupid for your plot to advance, your plot is stupid.
Movies have been improving because of the ease with which viewers can now express their opinions and give feedback. IMO, the plots are getting smarter, more gripping, and more immersive as a result; quality is going up. These guys want to go back to the days when you could just fling any crap on the screen and the audience would hoot at it, because it's easier.
They want to be kings instead of merchants, like in the Good Ol' Days.
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- 7 Sie 2016
What's really surprising is that it's mainly young(ish) directors REEEing about this. You could see why some old dude who started making movies in the 70s doesn't understand that today anyone with an internet connection can review, pick apart, trash or praise your movie but these guys?
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- 3 Gru 2013
Once again, Dobson is way late to the party.
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- 9 Lip 2016
If Dobson hates them, they're definitely doing something right.
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- 16 Cze 2017
It actually makes more sense that it would be younger dudes, to me.
If you think all creative output is entirely subjective (as in, nothing is good or bad, because you cannot quantify goodness or badness), and that there is absolutely no line between art and media product (what is being called "content" at this point), it follows that it's "mean" and "nitpicking" to not embrace any given piece of content on the merits of it being a glorious and inherently respectable outcome of "passion"and "hard work." It's not just that "good" or "bad" are subjective at that point--it's that it's irrational, to them, to think good and bad exist. So, if good and bad don't really exist, saying their work is bad? Is just being a dick to be a dick. And, how dare you.
An old dude in the 70's came from a whole different way of thinking about movies.
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- 17 Lut 2016
The way these guys are reacting to a group of self-described "assholes who watch movies", you'd think laws or religious doctrines were being written based on their opinions.
It reinforces to me that they view us all as blank slates, impressionable and easily duped, and therefore every thought we encounter must be carefully selected, edited, and polished lest we be tricked into becoming Literally Hitler.
It reinforces to me that they view us all as blank slates, impressionable and easily duped, and therefore every thought we encounter must be carefully selected, edited, and polished lest we be tricked into becoming Literally Hitler.
Maggots on a Train
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- 4 Cze 2017
I'm honestly surprised that the director of this turd was dead serious about it. I thought it was supposed to be a pastiche. A big budget b-movie shitpost like Sharknado 5. Instead, I find out this guy thinks he's more of a Spielberg than a Corman.
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