Chris has been arrested

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This doesn't need to be the end! Which one of you fags are gonna take one for the team and get a job as a guard at the federal prison Chris will probably go to?
 
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I feel like killers get groupies because it plays into some weird bad boy fantasy. Raping your senile mother is about as limp-dick and pathetic as it gets, so I highly doubt this will get Chris any sort of clout. (Who knows though, people are fucking crazy.)
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I mean yeah there are probably a few crazy chicks that are genuinely into that, but usually it's just grifters who want to cash in on the criminal's fame. Charles Manson had some chick that wanted to put his dead body in a museum or something like that.
 
Man, this is so upsetting to me. I really thought of Chris-Chan as such an innocent entity. Really disappointing-hope that Barb gets the care she needs. Maybe Chris will get some help-he is really far gone obviously. This situation is something I never wanted to read about, and I never thought would come into being.
 
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If Chris goes into a asylum for life which is likely due to the fact that he won't shut up about dimensional merges and sonichu even while he's being arrested I will consider it the end of his story
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Not how it works champ and no, literally 0% chance (and that's ignoring the fact that asylums don't even exist)...

He literally could have told the cop he was the reincarnation of Obama's left foot and can cast spells and that has literally 0 to do with the crime or his chances of conviction. Absolutely none. You should learn how the law works
 
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That’s where you’re wrong
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Well, I guess I mean how they are going to victimize him. Are they going to take whatever he has, and make a fool of him? Most definitely. Dudes in prison would honestly get a kick out of someone like Chris, because they have lives even more stagnant and mundane than ours, and a true lolcow is a lolcow in any environment. I mean, put yourself in the shoes of another gen pop prisoner. Imagine that life. Are you going to shank Chris for being a literal motherfucker, or are you going to let him go off, and realize you can get endless amounts of entertainment from this fat retard? That guy is his own fucking TV show.

Now of you're implying that Tyrone and Miguel are going to make a submissive cumslut out of Chris....has anyone willing fucked Chris ever?
 
That faggot Ethan was scared shitless to knock on the door, yet he starts yelling when he comes out in cuffs. Amazing
 
speaking on Barb and her lucidity, she is aware that if she doesn't have Chris to help her pay the mortgage, she will lose the house? I doubt the bank would put her on some type of program due to the pandemic.
 
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