Chris has been arrested

[johnny5150]

Do we know what he was arrested for?

 

[Ruin]

Will he try to sneak the medallion of fail in up his ass?

Asking the real questions here.

 

[Pyra]

He's gonna be segregated from everybody else, assuming they actually put him in the women's jail and aren't just putting "female" so they can avoid having to deal with the stupid nonsense that is gender politics in the context of fucking prison. No way in hell they're gonna give a "woman" as big as chris a female celly after he just got arrested for raping his elderly mother.

But yes, if they put chris in gen pop with female prisoners they will probably beat the living fuck out of him the moment he walks into the shower with his weird erection

Considered this is a sexual assault at best, He'd probably be put with other women (assuming women's prison) who've also committed sexual offenses.

Even then, he still wouldn't make it.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I know there's still some folks out there doubting this actually happened, but I think Chris-Chan's absence of his typical vehement denial is terrifying.

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

Christory is over. Jailstory has begun.

Bets on how long till inmates notice "she" is a 'boyfriend-free-girl'? Don't drop the soap, CWC.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Leaving my mark. So years later my grandson can look at me with eyes full of stars saying, "Grandpa, tell me again how wild the internet once was and the ending of Chris chan again."

It really does kind of seem like a new era on the internet now.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Leaving my mark. So years later my grandson can look at me with eyes full of stars saying, "Grandpa, tell me again how wild the internet once was and the ending of Chris chan again."

And that grandson was the child of Barb's daughter crystal who was born in early 2022.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

still can't get my head around how calm Chris was, There's no way he's actually comprehending how fucked he is. He must think this is going to be more of the same type of encounter he's had with the law before; court appearances, a fine and everything goes back to how it was before..... but this time he's most probably being detained for breaking an EPO while being under suspicion of raping his own mother.

This lends a lot to the idea that Chris doesn't know what he did was rape.

 

[judge claude frollo]

The only thing that could come close to being as entertaining as this is if Chantal is exposed as Wifey and her and ALR get together for some hot lesbian meth sex.

 

[R00T]

They have him as a woman?
oh no...

 

[Hmmpf!]

Deep down, this is how we all wanted it to end.

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And this is what we wanted to happen when Chris explains the dimensional merge while he arrested.

 

[Hell's Garnish]

and so the Women prison saga begins...

 

[Sniper Monkeys]

Honestly, a lot of people would have pegged Chris for a pedophile, but he ended up being almost the polar opposite.

Unless I'm misremembering, Chris tried kissing the kids in the Teen Troon Squad. Chris is just horny and will go for the people who will have trouble/can't really say no. Such is the path of horny degens.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It would be funnier/poetic if Chris would be detained in a psych ward with the other slow in the minds.

 

[The Double-Man]

Christory only ends when Chris is dead. It is not over.

You're not wrong, cuz even if Chris winds up in a facility where social media isn't really a possibility, he's well known enough that we'll probably end up with some staff member recognising him and posting an update after a few years of nothing.

 

[cruderudedude]

Considered this is a sexual assault at best, He'd probably be put with other women (assuming women's prison) who've also committed sexual offenses.

Even then, he still wouldn't make it.

Death by Snu Snu is the most poetic ending for Chris.

 

[Burd Turglar]

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The face only a mother could lo......oh shit.

 

[Happy Fish]

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Why is his fucking mugshot one of the most photogenic pictures ever taken of him? That shit is cursed

 

[Piplup]

And to think he could have been going to a brony con if he did not fuck his mother

 

[cubot]

And that grandson was the child of Barb's daughter crystal who was born in early 2022.

"My name is Crystal Chandler, and my life is sorta fucked up..."

The CWC Movie