Chris has been arrested

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BarbsOrgasmmmm powiedział(a):
Be me, Bob. In heaven. Let's check out the family.

-wife coddles son into retardion
-wife remortgages cus she's an utter spastic
-Son becomes deviant, we all knew.
-Wife loses her mind
-Degenerate troon son rapes her.

Be Bob. Kill God.
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Bob Chandler. The Saint of Killers.
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It is Christmas, 1992. Then unbeknownst to you, a boy is talking to an animatronic bear and having a life-changing experience. He knows nothing of the eyes watching him through time. It is now the evening of the 23rd of July 2016. A thirty-four-year-old man slices his taint open with a knife. It is February 26th, 1994. A young boy is elated to have won the sonic sweepstake. It is now the 1st of August 2021. A dishevelled man is arrested in the car park of a seedy motel. He knows the world hates him, but does not quite understand what that means. It is a warm July night, earlier that year. A naked man walks into a bedroom. The bedridden being only half recognizes who he is. You see the whole story playing out on repeat. You know where it is going from the start now, and you wish you did not. You wish to forget again.
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I've always just lurked, but it's been a wild weekend.

Seeing where we ended up just fills me with a strange nostalgia for the before times. I don't thjink the old Chris would have been capable of doing anything like this, but maybe I'm still being too generous.
If you told me a decade ago, or even just a year or two, that Chris and his situation could get much worse, I'm not sure I would have believed it. But the descent was very real.
I definitely never thought things would go down like this.
 
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So to recap. Chris was arrested for raping his mom while Ethan Ralph recorded it on National Girlfriend Day which also kicks off International Clown Week.

There's no such thing as a coincidence.

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I don't believe in coincidences either.
I think this is the Universe's way of telling me to get a clown gf.
 
Ever since i heard of Chris all those years i ago i never thought he could have sex with his mom and get arrested for it. This is history fellas. Makes me sad that the guy who made a autistic comic and gets trolled for his love quest would go down this route where he ends up in prison for ten years. Too bad the griftor making the Chris-Chan documentary won't have content for years. Then again fuck him and his audience of autistic trannies.
 
Getting sent to a females prison is a meme but female prisoners are a bunch of alphas. Chris here probably thinks he has the fast ticket to 76 virgin land but he is gonna get the shit beat out of him regardless.
 
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