Chris has been arrested

[LargeChoonger]

Nigger, why did you delete the old thread?

Same reason the incest thread got locked; turned into an unreadable clusterfuck because it was nothing but page-a-minute hype

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

How long until the weens start trying to scavenge chris house

tbh im surprised it hasnt happened yet

 

[Neil]

This was genuinely the greatest Cow-Crossover seen on this website. Chris passed his King-Cow crown to Ralph with a knowing smile, knowing his legacy would be continued by him and his pedo fiance.

 

[I Exist]

Imagine being the arresting officers and having to hear about the merge, his multiple fictional boyfriends and the merge while driving him to the local jail.

 

[Count Orlok]

It is a TRUE and HONEST honor to witness this event. After nearly two decades of Chris' life being public, this is the cherry on top.

Goosebumps.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

At this rate I don’t know what the fuck to expect tomorrow

Footage of real Sonichu carrying chris out of prison on his back.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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The very first mention of Chris was on Something Awful, and I got to be here for all of it.

Wasn‘t the very first mention "The Tale of the Crazy Pacer" in a blog entry by Anna McLerran on February 2005?

 

[Sithis]

Goddamnit Null.
Just when I thought I was out, you pull me back in.

Will there be any streams from the courthouse? I'm not familiar with VA laws about that kind of thing.

 

[The Letter h]

The Prison Saga is actually beginning holy shit.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Time for his next advenutre. Chris Chan goes to prison and gets raped.

He's going to end up in a mental ward of some sort.

 

[Blasterisk]

I think the merge is happening because I gotta post again. Surely things don't get crazier now, right?

 

[Nappy]

Null did you nuke the other thread you bastard

 

[Likely]

Does anyone know what charges they arrested SONICHU on?

 

[Internet!]

the lovequest will continue in the showers

 

[anon4890201]

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The very first mention of Chris was on Something Awful, and I got to be here for all of it.

Link the old thread

 

[Eydallur]

Dear lord please let this fool go to jury trial.

 

[stonedbunny]

going to be so satisfying to scroll through that list of criminals and see his stupid greasy face plastered in front of rape charges, ive been lurking since thursday night after i first saw the original original audio pop up on reddit and realized my weekend had been planned for me.

finally, i can stop shitting in a bucket next to my desk and go fuck some moms.

 

[Steve Hightower]

Why was the first thread deleted when I only just got to it?

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Witnessing this has made be realize that the Farms must be preserved.

We witnessed something magical here, autists. A literal one in a lifetime, arguably once in mankind, event. That magic must be contained and protected for future anthropologists and future autists to study and sperg out over. This whole forum is the strongest primary source for Chris, ALR, Kevkev, and other past, current, and future lolcows. It is a snapshot into our current times and we must be vigilant to take care it.

Faggot trannies seething over a fake death will never take us down. Long live the Kiwi Farms.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

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The very first mention of Chris was on Something Awful, and I got to be here for all of it.

I wonder if this guy knows the news?