Celebrity lolcows

[assclown]

Gina Carano went and blocked tons of people who critized here

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

The Rock.

Nepo baby wrestler. Mocked when he started wrestling, had to a-log the audience until they loved him. Tried to be taken seriously as an actor by losing muscle, didn't succeed. "Pimps don't commit suicide". Surrendered to making the same movie 15 times while roided as shit. Made a brand out of himself primarily about working hard while roiding. Roided so hard he looked like a ninja turtle past his 50s. Denied roiding. Pissed in a bottle. Stopped roiding and tried to be a real actor again, failed again.

 

[Bangladeshi Kiwi Farmer]

The Rock.

Nepo baby wrestler. Mocked when he started wrestling, had to a-log the audience until they loved him. Tried to be taken seriously as an actor by losing muscle, didn't succeed. "Pimps don't commit suicide". Surrendered to making the same movie 15 times while roided as shit. Made a brand out of himself primarily about working hard while roiding. Roided so hard he looked like a ninja turtle past his 50s. Denied roiding. Pissed in a bottle. Stopped roiding and tried to be a real actor again, failed again.

Don't forget this.

All three of these bald faggots qualify as lolcows because of this reason alone.

 

[Stunner900]

The Rock.

Nepo baby wrestler. Mocked when he started wrestling, had to a-log the audience until they loved him. Tried to be taken seriously as an actor by losing muscle, didn't succeed. "Pimps don't commit suicide". Surrendered to making the same movie 15 times while roided as shit. Made a brand out of himself primarily about working hard while roiding. Roided so hard he looked like a ninja turtle past his 50s. Denied roiding. Pissed in a bottle. Stopped roiding and tried to be a real actor again, failed again.

He also crys about always being casted as a villain, when it’s one of the few things he’s good at.

Don't forget this.

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All three of these bald faggots qualify as lolcows because of this reason alone.

Their ego ruins good stories


I would like to make an honorable mention for Celebrity Lolcow Mark Hamill. Dude went crazy.

 

[James X Maxwell]

Don't forget this.

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All three of these bald faggots qualify as lolcows because of this reason alone.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Don't forget this.

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All three of these bald faggots qualify as lolcows because of this reason alone.

Is there a no win clause?