CASTING CALL, CLOTHING HAUL, DOUBLE DATE!!!!!!

[Quarter Ton Hon]

Hooktube Link: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=O3WINDl_EmU

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Hamber sums up her entire channel here.

 

[Quarter Ton Hon]

Apparently taking off the Teriyaki sauce cancels out the fact that the meat she's eating is probably deep fried.

 

[Despair_and_destruction]

 

[another day another binge]

So she has been acting hyper because of this show, I think. She tries to act interesting even if she is just embarrassing

 

[Twinkie]

Sharing without comment:
Amber says two different waitresses complimented her. One said 'You're so beautiful'
and another said 'You're so good with makeup!'

 

[formerfatcow]

Her little Walmart promo was so cringy.

 

[Calling]

Is this the beginning of the My 600 Lb Life saga?!?!?!? HYPE

 

[Owlflaps]

Did she finally become a candidate for My 600 LB. Life?

 

[Nido]

Oof. Gorl's face looks rough. AL was really lucky with her fat distribution; she didn't gain immediately around her face but now she's gotten so big her chins are bulging out of that shirt.

Gorl brings in 120K but she's still buying MK at TJ Maxx. Being obsessed with tacky designer shit is stupid af and the only thing worse than that is being obsessed with second-rate designer shit just ouch.

Also wasn't she supposed to be done with eating out?? She ate out twice in this video so I guess that's done. Shocking.

Lol "Slender man was pretty good...I feel like it was aimed towards teenagers" at least gorl's finally become aware that her mentality is that of a 13-year old. She's really trying to act like the cool teenage youtuber at nearly 30 yikes.

Honestly it's sorta surprising that gorl hasn't been on a TV show yet. She's prime TLC material plus she already has a following. I'm sure the network would love to have her. The casting call loved her personality y'all. I'm sure they did. She's extremely immature, has zero impulse control, and is thin-skinned. She'd be super easy to provoke/make a fool of herself and watching trainwrecks is what pulls in money for reality TV shows. Here's to hoping we see our gorl make it onto the big screen soon!

 

[Twinkie]

On her instagram Q&A thing she said it's not MSHPL but I can't imagine what other show would want Amber.

 

[classtrash]

On her instagram Q&A thing she said it's not MSHPL but I can't imagine what other show would want Amber.

Does MTV True Life still run? I know they use to do stupid episodes about people who are addicted to ranch dressing and garbage like that.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Hambert won't go to Texas to be on MSPL. I can't imagine she'd try to be on the Biggest Loser because it would be too much physical work for her. She also isn't weird enough to be on Strange Addiction, even with her journal collecting. I believe it's just more bullshit for views, honestly.

It's getting harder and harder for our gorl to fit into that car. I really don't think she's losing weight at all.

Maybe she's gonna be Jabba in Star wars IX

 

[BillionaireBrat]

Amberlynn just rolled off the casting couch and back into Walmart

 

[angelicbitch]

Becky apparently got Amber a bag.

With what? The allowance that Amber gives her?

 

[Xenomorph]

Becky, we all know AL lied about that. You are on the payroll for toddler care and to co-sign whatever lies AL tells nothing more.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Sharing without comment:
Amber says two different waitresses complimented her. One said 'You're so beautiful'
and another said 'You're so good with makeup!'

I mean, just look at her in her thumbnail. The definition of beauty.

 

[497]

Maybe it's a role for a fat person... although usually those roles are making fun of the fat person. If it's a movie or a show they are also going to require her to take a shower every day and change her pants so her smell doesn't bother other people. bolth are the miracle alot of people here have been waiting to see so alot would watch just to see that.

She's also wearing the same outfit in the thumbnail as the OP's thumbnail.

 

[Citroen]

It's OK y'all, she's not eating out she's just going on dates.

This video has some of the clearest footage of her horrifying legs yet, starting at 3:25.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

It's OK y'all, she's not eating out she's just going on dates.

This video has some of the clearest footage of her horrifying legs yet, starting at 3:25.

It has to be a double date because she has the mass of at least two people.