Canada is a failed state

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I dont know man. She is to us what Tulsi Gabbard is to Americans: Coconut mommy. Canadian by birth, Ukrainian at heart and an ass straight out of Africa.

I can see the potential but that’s only an alternative timeline where the good guys won the Second World War and Chrystia was raised according to her grandfathers principles

 

[Hokuriku]

Nah that’s just when Carney declares Martial law / state of emergency because of the tariffs

He would need to convene Parliament to do that and he doesn't even have a seat

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Yeah? I can 150% believe that the Canadian electorate would commit the national equivalent of jury nullification. They're faggots.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

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ITS OVER

I just bet $1000 on PP majority.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Yeah? I can 150% believe that the Canadian electorate would commit the national equivalent of jury nullification. They're faggots.

Never ever underestimate the Canadian will to cut off their nose to spite the American face. No matter who wins, they will still get slapped around by the Americans. Carney having his coronation out on the world stage made for a good photo op. But what plan is there? A vague promise that we might ship things to Europe. The big hurdle is Quebec and its never ending spite for the people who pay their equalization. Or the Natives crying because they want more gibs.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Never ever underestimate the Canadian will to cut off their nose to spite the American face. No matter who wins, they will still get slapped around by the Americans. Carney having his coronation out on the world stage made for a good photo op. But what plan is there? A vague promise that we might ship things to Europe. The big hurdle is Quebec and its never ending spite for the people who pay their equalization. Or the Natives crying because they want more gibs.

We are structurally broken. There is no answer except annexation.

 

[Betonhaus]

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What are the chances that the people answering these polls know that if they told the truth the election would be postponed because the liberals refuse to lose control?

 

[Hokuriku]

What are the chances that the people answering these polls know that if they told the truth the election would be postponed because the liberals refuse to lose control?

The whole rebel caucus thing broke out because voters were contacting MP's saying that Trudeau was the one and only thing stopping them from voting Liberal. They are telling the truth, they're retards who will accept literally anything legislated onto them so long as Red Team is the one doing it.

 

[CatholicConfederate]

Ive seen some Canadians defending the milk protectionism, and other protectionism with 'well these are key industries, we should ensure that they remain Canadian'

but when faced with 'Right, so America has a right to protect its own key industries with tariffs, and manufacturing is one of them'

It always just descends to histrionics.

Id actually prefer that American and Canadian manufacturing both remain where they are and we just form one united economic bloc. But its like, if people want to be divisive, theres nothing we can really do. Trumps inflamatory comments don't help,

but God forbid Canadians have taken the bait, and now the liberals are trending ahead in the polls. This nation is frankly done.

Question to Canadian about your milk and butter; does Canadian butter spread at room temp? My friend from Canada said he prefers American butter because there's something wrong with Canadian dairy that makes butter unspreadable.

Let me know if he's correct or not.

 

[Hokuriku]

Question to Canadian about your milk and butter; does Canadian butter spread at room temp? My friend from Canada said he prefers American butter because there's something wrong with Canadian dairy that makes butter unspreadable.

Let me know if he's correct or not.

Canadian butter has palm oil filler in it

 

[Cellofayne]

Canadian butter has palm oil filler in it

No it does not.

 

[CatholicConfederate]

We have nothing of that sort here, it's all so shallow and gay, the only barefoot you'll see is probably a homeless man or a Pajeet putting his feet up on the GO Train.

To be fair, you guys have the Saint Joseph's Oratory of Mount Royal, which is the largest basilica and shrine to Saint Joseph (my patron saint).

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Maxed tax credit for political donation today.

I am going to fuck gays and trans this election. Sexually.

 

[Hokuriku]

No it does not.

Sorry, cows get fed shitty feed loaded with palm oil that then leeches out into their milk, which is much better.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

FK my vote will switch the seat from Liberals to Conservative since I changed my address last year.

I am so fucking hyped.

LETS GOOOO

 

[Brutality]

I dont know man. She is to us what Tulsi Gabbard is to Americans: Coconut mommy. Canadian by birth, Ukrainian at heart and an ass straight out of Africa.

MAID yourself pls

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

NET ZERO CARNEY

0:03

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

We are structurally broken. There is no answer except annexation.

Despite what the Libtards would like to believe, electing the Carney-led Liberals would hasten American annexation of (at least parts of) Canada. One of their defining characteristics is the overconfidence. They honestly believe that their experience negotiating with Trump during USCMA makes them the best option. What they didn't tell you is that the US and Mexico nearly froze Canada out because of the Canadian delegation's theatrics. That's way Trump would rather deal with the Liberals with the Conservatives: they are far more likely to accept his terms and try to spin it as a win back home.

What's more is that Trump gives even less of a shit now because he knows he has this last term left. He blasted Starmer and Macron out of the water during their visits to White House. He would absolutely do the same with Carney, but I not sure if that will happen because it's speculated that Marky Mark will call an election on the 23rd.

Something I noticed some YouTube commentators mentioned was that the current situation in Canada parallels what happened in 1984. Polls favored John Turner (who like Carney, didn't have a seat in the HoC at the time) shortly after the Liberal Party elected him later, but they swung towards Mulroney in the general election that followed. There's no guarantee that it will happen again, but the fact still remains. Trump may be repeating his "51st State" rhetoric, but he wasn't the one who invited pajeets by the hundred of thousands, if not millions. He was not the one who crippled out economy by shutting down the resource sector. He was not one the one who turned a blind eye to political interference, secret PRC police stations, and money laundering. Everything that has gone wrong in this country can be laid out at the Liberals' feet. Hopefully enough Canadians have not forgotten this.

If they have and Carney's Liberals return to power, then Canada may as well cease to exist.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

>Be me
>Canadian
>Wake up at 4am in my 4x6 apartment because that's all I can afford
>No heating because I can't afford it
>Yawn, stretch, and smell the shit wafting from my pajeet neighbor's apartment
>Eat cardboard covered with synthetic maple syrup for breakfast because Carney destroyed the waffle and syrup industry
>Try not to provoke the violent homeless on my way to the subway station
>Ride subway for 2 hours crammed in the middle of a pack of jeets, throw up from the smell
>Arrive at my job at Shekelsteinberg & Sons in Toronto
>Report to Sandeep, my supervisor, and start working
>At lunchtime, go to Tim Hortons, eat ethnic food made from the entire spice rack
>Spend afternoon on the shitter
>Be informed by Sandeep that I'm being replaced by his 35 cousins from Delhi because I spent the afternoon slacking off
>Another 2 hour subway ride; afternoon shit has thankfully emptied my stomach
>Accidentally exist next to a schizophrenic homeless person, get the crap kicked out of me
>Get arrested for inciting the homeless guy to violence
>Spend night in holding cell with no toilet because it offended the Hindu Poop God
>Pay excessive bail to get out
>Return to apartment
>It burned to the ground because Pajeet neighbor couldn't figure out how to use a stove
>All my worldly belongings are gone and I'm now homeless
>But at least I'm not American

 

[Butterschmalz]

It's not so much that Canadians don't want to fight. They do.

They just don't want to fight which requires risk and perma death.

The Great North American war will be 100% jeet on jeet. American vs Canadian Jeets. Fought on random Walmart parking lots. Brampton vs the States.

Its gonna be one gigantic piss soaked and poop stained shitfest. Covered with chick peas and gara masala.

The new symbol of rebellion will be a Hyundai Elantra with tinted windows and Haryana decals. Goodbye Toyota Hilux.

Jeets gonna be dodging toilet paper rolls like Neo in Matrix. Phew phew.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

The Great North American war will be 100% jeet on jeet. American vs Canadian Jeets. Fought on random Walmart parking lots. Brampton vs the States.

Its gonna be one gigantic piss soaked and poop stained shitfest. Covered with chick peas and gara masala.

The new symbol of rebellion will be a Hyundai Elantra with tinted windows and Haryana decals. Goodbye Toyota Hilux.

Jeets gonna be dodging toilet paper rolls like Neo in Matrix. Phew phew.

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I am waiting for Jeet vs sandniggers.