Can someone interpret this dream?

[User 204364]

Basically, it starts out with me in a dimly lit hotel room and I feel a warm and wet sensation around my cock before receiving the best head of my life. Right after I cum, I look down and see that Null was the person who was sucking me off so well. He gives me a big smile with my cum stuck in between his teeth like that one scene in 8 Crazy Nights with the reindeer eating shit, except instead of shit, it's cum. What do you guys think this means? I swear that I'm straight and I love my wife, who I've been married to for over 8 years. I've never once been sexually attracted to another man, but I've been having this reoccuring dream every night for the past week or so.

 

[dick brain]

You sure it's a dream?

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

OP is gay. Didn't read.

 

[Tablet County]

Wasn't there an episode of Frasier like this?

 

[User 204364]

Wasn't there an episode of Frasier like this?

I was thinking of that episode where Frasier dreams about being in bed with Gil Chesterton when I wrote the OP.

 

[Tablet County]

I was thinking of that episode where Frasier dreams about being in bed with Gil Chesterton when I wrote the OP.

HAHA I KNEW IT!
FRAUD! FRAUD!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I was thinking of that episode where Frasier dreams about being in bed with Gil Chesterton when I wrote the OP.

Hello sir or madam,

I am an unlicensed attorney representing the interests of one Dr. Frasier Crane. I kindly request you cease and desist stealing real life events from Dr. Frasier Crane's life for your Q&A shit posts.

Warmly,
Sparkletor esq.

 

[User 204364]

Hello sir or madam,

I am an unlicensed attorney representing the interests of one Dr. Frasier Crane. I kindly request you cease and desist stealing real life events from Dr. Frasier Crane's life for your Q&A shit posts.

Warmly,
Sparkletor esq.

It's not a real event because it was a dream, so I can do whatever I want with it.

 

[Le b0wski]

once been sexually attracted to another man

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

Completely normal, heterosexual thoughts. But please tell me about your mother.

 

[Pruto]

Fat people give better head or so they say, so your dream might into something.
And also, you didn't tell me you had a loving wife when you proposed to be my girlfriend... and I accepted.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Whoa, heavy symbolism, man. The penis represents, like, raw life-force or creative energy stuck in the core — the power center. And Null suckling it like a thirsty little hamster? That’s the primal, instinctual self craving nurture in a weirdly vulnerable way. It’s like your inner beast is trying to feed off your own suppressed energy — maybe a call to stop denying your wild nature and start nourishing it with love instead of repression. Definitely a third-eye-opener.

 

[AnOminous]

Whoa, heavy symbolism, man. The penis represents, like, raw life-force or creative energy stuck in the core — the power center. And Null suckling it like a thirsty little hamster? That’s the primal, instinctual self craving nurture in a weirdly vulnerable way. It’s like your inner beast is trying to feed off your own suppressed energy — maybe a call to stop denying your wild nature and start nourishing it with love instead of repression. Definitely a third-eye-opener.

Or maybe it's just symbolic of his homosexuality.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Or maybe it's just symbolic of his homosexuality.

How pedestrian, think deeper.