Can Jesus be miracle whipped?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Is it possible?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Jesus put miracle whip on Barb's tits and licked it off
Does that count?

 

[DankSmoker]

I'm sure jesus would eat ambrosia.

 

[Named User]

Holy Communion Cocktail

Glass: Champagne Flute

Ingredients:

• Angostura Bitters
• 1 Sugar Cube
• 1 Sprig of Thyme
• 40 mL of Pedro Ximenez Vinos Dulces Naturales
• Miracle Whip
• Unleavened Bread Disk
• Pomegranate Seeds

Directions:

1. Soak sugar cube with Angostura bitters in a mixing glass
2. Add thyme to glass and muddle with sugar
3. Transfer thyme-sugar mixture to future and spread around the inside sides of glass with a mixing spoon
4. Pour His Blood in the flute
5. Top with Miracle Whip
6. Cut a slit in His Body and hang it on edge of flute
7. Garnish with pomegranate seeds

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm sure jesus would eat ambrosia.

What does that say about His divinity?

 

[vanta pilled]

 

[spastic_bag]

Well, Wonder Bread is his body, so...

 

[Dick Mason]

Technically, Miracle Whip is not mayo, it is a salad dressing. So, no.