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I saw a photo of such a motherly scene earlier on, and since I thought that Widget (as a good mother) would breastfeed her baby daughter Alicia, Walden took a photo of this natural (and not offensive) scene, which later appeared in magazines including the one she reads, Motherly Dreams.
Remember,
#naturalnotoffensive .
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Widget had bad gas and relieving herself of her gas in a nice warm bath (she had one since her gas pain was becoming quite intense - also, she is not pregnant at the time) - earlier in the day, she ate the Hardee's Angry Thickburger (their version of the Burger King Angry Whopper - I came up with the Angry Thickburger idea) meal which is quite spicy and includes Jalapenos - when she had another Angry Thickburger meal a few weeks later, her gas was only quite mild.
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When Widget was having baby Alicia, her amount of flatulence was increasing at one stage until she changed from overalls to looser fitting clothes soon before her navel popped out (which her flatulence rate dropped soon after), and then started increasing again during the later pregnancy stages.
This is a common problem in pregnancy, especially during the later stages when the baby inside presses against the mother's intestines and possibly other parts of the mother's digestive system - it can also happen to pregnant animals as well.
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Before this happened, Alicia was trained by Widget how to (and when to) call emergency services on the phone - I think there should be an app suitable for children with these characters, which can have the emergency numbers (can be different for each service, along with an outside line code option) programmable for the user's country.
Widget was going to the kitchen to make lunch when she suddenly fainted face first on the floor, which her daughter Alicia heard the sound.
Alicia was a bit alarmed to find Widget unconscious and that she did not respond to her hand being shaken, so she decided to call emergency services on the phone.
Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Alicia: My mommy has fallen over and would not wake up.
Operator: Did she fall down the stairs or on the floor?
Alicia: She fell down on the floor.
Operator: She has most likely to have fainted; how old are you?
Alicia: Two years old.
Operator: Is there anyone else in the house?
Alicia: No.
Operator: We are trained to deal with emergency callers of such a young age - what is your address?
Alicia: (Says current home address on phone number list)
Operator: We are now going to dispatch an ambulance to come to your address; please do not hang up until told to do so.
Alicia: Please hurry!
Operator: You may be able to help your mother before the ambulance arrives; are you using a corded or cordless phone?
Alicia: The phone is cordless.
Operator: This is good. Carefully roll her so she is lying on her side; this may be a bit difficult.
Alicia: Done.
Operator: Touch the forehead (top of the head) of your mother; does it feel hot?
Alicia: Her skin feels hot.
Operator: Do you feel a heartbeat on her upper chest?
Alicia: Yes.
Operator: You need to cool her down; there should be a tea towel in the kitchen.
Alicia: I've found one.
Operator: Now pour some cold water on the tea towel.
Alicia: OK.
Operator: Cover your mother's face and head with the tea towel - do not cover her mouth.
Alicia: Done.
Operator: Can you operate the ceiling fans in the room?
Alicia: I can't reach the controls.
Operator: Can you find something like a newspaper or magazine?
Alicia: I've found a magazine.
Operator: Now waft the magazine to direct air on the tea towel to help your mother cool down.
Alicia: I get it now, and air is going on the wet tea towel.
Operator: Keep doing this until the ambulance arrives; this can be a bit tiring - do not hang up.
Alicia: OK.
(Two minutes pass)
Operator: How are things going now?
Alicia: (Widget moaning a little) She seems to be OK.
Operator: Do not move her and tell her not to move.
Alicia: (Tells Widget not to move)
Operator: You are doing great.
Alicia: I now hear sirens (sound of sirens)
Operator: Check if it is an ambulance, and if so, let them in.
Alicia: It is an ambulance and I let them in.
Operator: You did well, and now you can hang up since the ambulance crew will take over from now on.
Alicia: Thank you.
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Recently, I thought of an idea for promoting breastfeeding of babies as natural and not offensive with web ads (this one has a larger vertical size of 400 pixels compared to the normal pop-under standead of 300 pixels)
Surely, you would agree with me that etiquette around breastfeeding mothers is simple; we should all politely look away if we happen to see a breastfeeding mother.
At the time of posting, NaturalNotOffensive.org does not exist, but is a good website to have.
Remember,
#naturalnotoffensive
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Some children may want to use the toilet like their parents do instead of the potty when transitioning from diapers to training pants, and Alicia will start to wear Pampers Easy-Ups training pants (since her mother Widget had Alicia in Pampers as a baby).
For over a week, Widget found that Alicia (two years old) was placing Widget's favourite Care Bear character plush Cheer Bear on the toilet every day, and she found this plush on the toilet when Alicia was not in the bathroom; Widget thought that Alicia might be keen to be toilet trained.
Widget also helpfully labelled the half (pink) and full (green) flush buttons so Alicia knows which one to use.
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A positive Be Nickelodeon for young and old to help promote the breastfeeding of babies (especially in public) as natural and not offensive.
Someone who politely looks away when they see a mother doing this is generally less likely to be offended.
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Since the Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! characters teach good values, I thought that Widget as a mother would decide to breastfeed her baby daughter Alicia, and Walden supported her decision to breastfeed her baby, especially with Walden saying that breastfeeding of babies (especially in public) is natural and not offensive.
For those who may ask, I have not seen any female Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! characters who have breasts so far, but Widget is still able to deliver milk to feed her baby.
Please help promote breastfeeding of babies as natural and not offensive with the
#natrualnotoffensive hashtag!
There's also a story behind this one. Widget got pregeant from a male partner. It's not Wubbzy or Walden, from someone she probably had a one night stand with. Don't ask.
Daizy and Wubbzy paint her belly.
The belly art they did for her.
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Widget is repairing and/or overhauling arcade machines for an arcade game centre in Wuzzleburg.
Remember seeing this message (from William S Sessions, Director, FBI) on idle arcade machines introduced in the late-80s to the late-90s in the US?
When I was 13, I also saw this message on Sega's Virtua Cop 2 in Australia, but it's good to see this important life message being delivered worldwide and of course, Widget told her daughter Alicia to be aware of illegal drugs.
There is also a second alternative message which can be displayed instead of "Winners Don't Use Drugs" at the option of the arcade game manufacturer, which is "Recycle It, Don't Trash It!" (which I also saw on an arcade machine in Australia), another important life message from William K Reilly, Administrator, United States Environmental Protection Agency - Widget would also mention this second message to her daughter Alicia and remind her to be kind to the environment, such as putting litter in a bin.
