I'm trying to talk specifically about the people that give Chris money to bankroll his con trips in the HOPES that he fucks up. I'm not talking about people who financially support Chris as a whole. Despite all the riffing I do on Chris, I'm super happy he has seemed to enjoy this year's con! I'm laughing at the people who have been watching all con and drooling at the thought of him being accosted by security, etc.
(1) Then say that, instead of using dead language with no meaning.
There are already like 4-5 Cloppercons a year. Bronycon is the biggest, but plenty of other cons will pick up the slack. Something I've never understood about Bronies is why they need to go to a con every other month.
To be fair, while it's funny to see Chris get his comeuppance, this is not the case here. I actually like seeing him have fun in a social setting with other people. Anyone out there who is actively trying to screw him over at this event is an asshole. Yeah Chris sucks because of a lot of things he's done in the past but everyone deserves a break. I actually pity him more than anything. He's a product of two fossils for parents who were by all accounts drunk retards. Bob seemed like more or less a decent person who was just old when they had him and while trying to pound into his head some semblance of being a decent person, he failed at it.
Told you niggas.
Let's get Chris on a bronycon cruise.
To be fair, Rob Bell called him "adult autistic child" in court and told the judge Chris would have to get a job and contribute to society, which puts him closer to "troll" territory because he got away with it
He wasn't really wrong though, granted he probably didn't know the full history of Chris like we do because an attorney is busy as fuck and doesn't need or want to know every little fucking thing about a client, just what's relevant to the case. Chris being autistic helps him quite a bit because now that it's understood even by laypeople as someone who doesn't fully comprehend social cues/rules it helps the courts not throw him into prison like you would some dumb ass off the street who knows better. Chris should have gotten a more severe punishment for macing that Gamestop employee but I'm not sure if prison would have been the answer. Maybe being put in an assisted living home with intense therapy would have helped. Barb is clearly a horrible influence on him.
no the real test is seeing how long it takes for him to realize that barb died while he was away and that the smell is her corpse and not the hoard
Then we activate my Final Solution.
those captive skelatons will never know what hit them
In all seriousness, what is your final solution? 14 BC seems pretty fucked, but Chris' ability to be self-sufficient on a consistent, day-to-day basis seems a little low to be living on his own long term.
