Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Water-T]

Holy Shit. Heinlein's name is RIGHT THERE in that photo, yet John STILL managed to misspell it as "Heinlien".

EDIT: Ninja'd by @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

 

[AnOminous]

Holy Shit. Heinlein's name is RIGHT THERE in that photo, yet John STILL managed to misspell it as "Heinlien".

EDIT: Ninja'd by @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

I wonder if John is dyslexic. He has so many of these, "canidate" being maybe the most famous of his solecisms.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

I John's current R.A.H. fixation so he can name-drop Frank's awards for..FAN art

weird that John didn't like Stranger..it's all about othering and marginalization and different cultures, cultural acceptance, even...ummm. having an identity different from your biology ... or is it "don't tellME about Martian fiction, I grew up in Mississippi. That's just like Mars, I had to rebuild my parent's spaceship's torque vectoring drive just to get to school which is how aced spacecamp-- when I showed up they wanted me to be a Spacecamp TEACHER because I was so Mars"

 

[AprilRains]

I wonder if John is dyslexic. He has so many of these, "canidate" being maybe the most famous of his solecisms.

nah, just stupid

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I wonder if John is dyslexic. He has so many of these, "canidate" being maybe the most famous of his solecisms.

His spelling and his random use of capital and lowercase letters when printing both support this conclusion. And I would bet that the dyslexia is itself symptomatic of a more serious, congenital mental disorder.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

An allegorical exploration of alienation or snarky anorexics in a typing tutor

huh, maybe next time I play rev 60 .I'll type in "sammich" at one of the puzzles and see if they get any less bitchy

 

[ForgedBlades]

jfc, who had "speedrunner" in the "What's next for John" poll?

 

[Particle Bored]

jfc, who had "speedrunner" in the "What's next for John" poll?

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Dang it, just remembered he could use Super Mario All-Stars for smb2 on snes. (Though I'm guessing it wouldnt qualify or have the same glitches as the original)

Lol how is a rerelease on a different gen console "original hardware?"

If you're gonna pirate, John, why not just build a retropi? They're easy enough even a mong like you could do it. You could even use the proper nes Rom.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Well at least this might be the cheapest of Frank's ventures so far.

 

[AprilRains]

He can't even find a fucking console on eBay.

 

[Mola Ram]

He can't even find a fucking console on eBay.

Cut John some slack. He probably can't even spell "eBay."

 

[Particle Bored]

He can't even find a fucking console on eBay.

Like.... How the fuck? Krikzz listings are the first two results if you just search "sd2snes."

 

[AprilRains]

Like.... How the fuck? Krikzz listings are the first two results if you just search "sd2snes."

LOL, he can't even spell Heinlein. Just imagine the search terms he'd generate for this.

 

[Water-T]

I'm sure even a dyslexic wendigo like John had no problem finding it. He just wanted an excuse to brag about his newest toy and fish for geek girl cred.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Did this negro go to all the trouble of buying a used SD2SNES just because he couldn't figure out that it's called "FXPAK" now?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John W. Flynt University now offering PhDs in Yard Work (online only of course).

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

John W. Flynt University now offering PhDs in Yard Work (online only of course).

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So John now thinks that using a shovel is not "low skill work." I can see him standing in the yard and staring at one with a puzzled look on his face before throwing it on the ground and yelling, "Too complex for me, Frank. I'm going inside to play Peggle."

And the idea that Wordsmith John had a "hill" in his yard is amusing. Looks more like a low berm to me.

Also, didn't Lardass Miss'sippi John once tear down houses with a wrecking bar and a 20-pound sledgehammer in the blistering Southern sun when he was in high school? That's a hell of lot more "grueling" than shaving a few inches off a small berm in Massachusetts in May.

 

[Army Burger]

He can't even find a fucking console on eBay.

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[Peace and Harmony]

He won't because no such author exists by that name.

So John now thinks that using a shovel is not "low skill work."

You're forgetting that the shovel weighed 5 - 10 tons.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

It's cool how he's got a genetic urge to create dirt patches outside of any house he is living in and park vehicles there. 7 out of his 8 dads must have been purebred white trash.