Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[XtrmGamr719]

Oh thank god we have you to explain this for us John, and here I was thinking that millions of people were jacking off to Smash Ultimate frame data. Anyway tell us again why Bayonetta is the best character in the game.

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Thank you for bringing this to our attention John, I wonder what other spastics there are out there who are sperging out about models of females in video games that you never see during normal gameplay? Doesn't matter, all of them are incel scumbags who should be thrown off of rooftops.

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“NO HORNY ALLOWED FOR MALES”

 

[Peace and Harmony]

It was a tough call, but in the end a shitty online rag instantly picked up my story so now I'm relevant again (for the next 0.15 seconds). (archive)

 

[Sissy Galvez]

It was a tough call to brazenly lie and try to make a situation about me so I can hopefully get some news stories written about me and my scampaign. My fundraising for January was a bust, need some more publicity to squeeze more money from the dopes who follow me. - Brianna Wu aka John Flynt

Nigga, no one believes Russia hacked your non-campaign accounts. Russia doesn’t give a shit about someone who’s running a losing campaign. If you were hacked, where are the leaks??

Edit: FOIA that shit with the FBI and let’s see?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

If you were hacked, where are the leaks??

Russian agents found Frank and John's sex tapes and they died instantly.

Semper Fidelis

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It was a touch call, but in the end a shitty online rag instantly picked up my story so now I'm relevant again (for the next 0.15 seconds). (archive)

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I really hope this gains traction, along with John's I'M A CYBERSECURITY EXPERT ELECT ME spiel. It's just so beautiful.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Russian agents found Frank and John's sex tapes and they died instantly.

Semper Fidelis

I thought Brianna and Frank didn't have sex with each other, just watch each other masturbate or simply watch a bunch of porn.

 

[Norvic]

Remember last time when she got a phishing email and decided that meant the Russians had hacked her, despite everyone on twitter telling her she was being hysterical? Either this is an entirely fake ploy for attention, or the Wu-man in tech has done it again.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Cool so never

Also never

 

[Ashen One]

I thought Brianna and Frank didn't have sex with each other, just watch each other masturbate or simply watch a bunch of porn.

Kermit voice coming from the locked room: "Hnnng baby, move that expanded underlying skirt geometry. Ooh yeah, clip those thicc hitboxes, Zelda you little slut."

And from another room in the house, a terrible shriek of horror:
"我操了深渊的温蒂戈，羞辱了吴家。哦，哦，我要来了。"

 

[Drowningman]

I watched 3 YouTube videos of her bs and that is time I could have spent better use with my drinking hydroelectric acid. Wu is the last idiot anyone wants in political office or even running a lemonade stand.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Kermit voice coming from the locked room: "Hnnng baby, move that expanded underlying skirt geometry. Ooh yeah, clip those thicc hitboxes, Zelda you little slut."

And from another room in the house, a terrible shriek of horror:
"我操了深渊的温蒂戈，羞辱了吴家。哦，哦，我要来了。"

For those too lazy to cut and paste into a translator:

"I fucked Wendygo in the abyss and humiliated the Wu family. Oh oh i'm coming."

 

[Water-T]

"Letting the FBI do their job".

So does that mean that John is going to do everything in his power to obfuscate them so they don't find out that most of the "harassment" John got came from him like he did way back in 2015?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

"Letting the FBI do their job".

So does that mean that John is going to do everything in his power to obfuscate them so they don't find out that most of the "harassment" John got came from him like he did way back in 2015?

I can see John harassing a poor FBI agent who’s low man on the totem pole and assigned to deal with the tranny ghoul.

John’s probably calling daily with “I need an UPDATE for my 90k followers!!”.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Mostly just wanted to point out those sexy feminine nails.

Spoiler: so soft, so tender

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Mostly just wanted to point out those sexy feminine nails.

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Spoiler: so soft, so tender

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Is that some kind of giant bruise on the palm? If so, what's it from? We know the answer isn't work.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Mostly just wanted to point out those sexy feminine nails.

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Spoiler: so soft, so tender

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Who even holds a coffee cup like that, even to show it off?
But this image is still more evidence that John is a male, as he follows the male component of the item photography paradigm. He doesn't even do the nu-male version, which has me both impressed and thankful.

 

[Karellen]

Mostly just wanted to point out those sexy feminine nails.

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Spoiler: so soft, so tender

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Of course John would find another female scam artist inspirational.

 

[AnOminous]

Who even holds a coffee cup like that, even to show it off?
But this image is still more evidence that John is a male, as he follows the male component of the item photography paradigm. He doesn't even do the nu-male version, which has me both impressed and thankful.

@Judge Holden could use another wendigo face.

 

[Sam Losco]

Mostly just wanted to point out those sexy feminine nails.

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Spoiler: so soft, so tender

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That thumbnail is fucked. John is incapable of even trimming his nails.

 

[BScCollateral]

Leaving aside the fact that the quote is idiotic, is John actually a dumb enough politician to associate with Theranos?