Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

John you are just so funny! This is why all the girls in homeroom think you're just the hippest cat in the class!

 

[Water-T]

John you are just so funny! This is why all the girls in homeroom think you're just the hippest cat in the class!

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Just because Justin is Asian doesn't mean he wants to be your next paypig, John. I'm sure he's not impressed that you know how to use Google and Wikipedia.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Correct John, half of this country is Hitler. Why haven't we just killed them all already?

spergtopia

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Correct John, half of this country is Hitler. Why haven't we just killed them all already?

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spergtopia

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But does calling oneself an award winning investigative journalist, a game developer, a mechanic, an engineer, a cybersecurity expert make one any of those things?

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's even pretending to be the 'cold' female?

He's really going to cry when he doesn't go through menopause.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

good heavens look at the time

 

[Mola Ram]

good heavens look at the time

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Is there some sort of subspecies of Chiclet Toothed Hermaphrodites I never knew about until now?

 

[Eli Whitney]

Is there some sort of subspecies of Chiclet Toothed Hermaphrodites I never knew about until now?

Her bootlickers are some real pieces of work.

 

[Bender]

good heavens look at the time

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Holy shit what a masterpiece, someone obviously spent 1,000 hours in PhotoShop making that as perfect as possible. @TiltdownDove this is what true graphic design looks like, you need to step up your game.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

good heavens look at the time

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For an absolute nobody, Dan has a pretty high opinion of himself. I wonder how many other out-of-state primary candidates have earned his crucial endorsement.

 

[Beavis]

John doesn't want to go through the work of starting at the local level, building up relationships, and leveraging that support into state or national office, or likely the former leading to the latter. Assuming he actually does want to get elected and doesn't want to just LARP at being a politician, then nothing short of immediately getting elected to a national position will suffice. His vanity won't let him settle for less.

Mr. Flynt Doesn't Go to Washington will only end when Frank tells him that they just don't have the money to keep running a vanity campaign over and over, particularly one that he never actually shuts down. As soon as he lost the primary in 2018, he immediately started campaigning for 2020, spouting that statistic about how many second-time candidates get elected as though it applied to him. We'll continue to see more desperate pleas for funding until September 1st, when he loses the primary again...only for him to start begging for money for his 2022 run.

Speaking of funding, how is his fundraising comparing to last time around? Is he getting more because people are recognizing him, or is he getting less because...people are recognizing him?

John claims if he’s unsuccessful in 2020 he won’t run for Congress again.

 

[Karellen]

John claims if he’s unsuccessful in 2020 he won’t run for Congress again.

When did she say that??

 

[Norvic]

When did she say that??

She said something on twitter about starting some kind of cybersecurity think tank on twitter a while back. Not sure how seriously to take that.

Edit: Here's the tweet.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

good heavens look at the time

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This is tha lamest endorsement in the history of campaigns I have ever seen because it means absolutely nothing especially since John is running in MA. An endorsement from one of Queen Elizabeth's corgis would have had more benefit (and reach).

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Thank you Pastor John for these much-needed words of rebuke. Now, if you could please open your hymnals, we will all sing "God's Chosen People are Unemployed Dickless Scammers Who Lie Constantly".

John, please: no more about fisting Frank until he ejaculates all over the dogs.

 

[TiltdownDove]

Holy shit what a masterpiece, someone obviously spent 1,000 hours in PhotoShop making that as perfect as possible. @TiltdownDove this is what true graphic design looks like, you need to step up your game.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thiccness of it... Oh my God... It even has a watermark...

I need to get off for the night, I'm sweating.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I so wish that John was in charge of EVERYTHING, he's a genius!

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I so wish that John was in charge of EVERYTHING, he's a genius!

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I was going to post last night that I couldn't wait until John tweeted his software-engineer, cyber-security-expert hot take on his party's inability to acquire software that a competent seventh-,grader -- but not John himself -- could have written. He did not disappoint.

 

[Norvic]

What the fuck is "token overflow"?

 

[Mola Ram]

What the fuck is "token overflow"?

That's when you hire two or three trannies / PoC / cripples / sexually confused weirdos instead of just the one.