Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

Not pictured: dogs dehydrating to death in the basement.

Spoiler: enhance

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Not pictured: dogs dehydrating to death in the basement.

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Spoiler: enhance

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Also not pictured: the grill, where John could be preparing a heaping platter of General Wu's Puppy.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh dear it has been a while since Kitchen Nightmare John made an appearance.

Spoiler: pull that up Jaime

what a fucking idiot

 

[AprilRains]

At least the new house has gas.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

 

[Particle Bored]

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Mr. "Lol gun guys we'll just nuke you lol."

 

[polonium]

lol that subway tile splashback looks like it was installed by a blind man, and the shitty laminate countertops are something I'd be embarassed to throw away in case people saw me with them.

 

[Norvic]

Building the wu-man cave.

Turns out that having your dick chopped off turns you in to a teenage boy forever.

 

[Karl Franz]

Boy John sure does seem to have a lot of facts for someone who has never been within shouting distance of security clearance.

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KGB stopped existing 25 years ago. Idiot.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Oh dear it has been a while since Kitchen Nightmare John made an appearance.

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Spoiler: pull that up Jaime

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what a fucking idiot

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[Mr Snoid]

Building the wu-man cave.

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Turns out that having your dick chopped off turns you in to a teenage boy forever.

One weird thing about the Wus is that they never buy lamps. In every at-home pic, they're sitting under the glare of overhead lights. Often the ceiling lights of surrounding rooms are on, too. It makes their house look harsh and institutional. Those game room shots look more like a waiting room than a home.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

soon

 

[MG 620]

Oh they did huh? Then they must have been fucking livid that you spent ten years in college before dropping out with no degree.

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His parents were far from poor, and had no problem giving their son huge amount of money to waste on various projects. He's acting as if he can relate to the average person. Wu will fix this!

 

[polonium]

soon

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John is so thirsty for friends, just any human company. It would be sad if it wasn't hilariously pathetic

 

[Karellen]

soon

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Soon in Wu-speak means “whenever I feel like it and only when my kickstarter backers start complaining”

 

[Peace and Harmony]

My goodness I just don't know how anyone can keep up with John's daily 10 trillion IQ policy proposals (which are 99.999999999% of his tweets).

 

[Mola Ram]

My goodness I just don't know how anyone can keep up with John's daily 10 trillion IQ policy proposals (which are 99.999999999% of his tweets).

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Please note the "original" John refers to is in fact a remake of a 1951 Howard Hawks film, The Thing from Another World. Because there is no field of knowledge about which John is not an ignorant cunt.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I am sure, SURE, that he will be the type of person to spin it if it was a woman being the rapist...don't tell me he already has.

I think he chimped out when Asia Argento got accused of going after a teenage boy.

 

[Particle Bored]

Building the wu-man cave.

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Turns out that having your dick chopped off turns you in to a teenage boy forever.

Hey engineer Wu, the leftmost pic is a half inch higher than the others. Time to rethink all your assumptions about laser levels.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

R U S S I A
C Y B E R W A R F A R E

Thank you high priest John Flynt for absolving me for my sins, I will never take thy name in vain again