Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

John I really don't want to hear about 5 inches being too long for you. Cool autism though.

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Random twitter person: "What is this toy'"

John 'totally professional' Flynt: "As an engineer..."

Fuck's sake, Wu. Why don't you add a shill for your political campaign while you're at it? Ensure congress makes a detailed database of all toys so Russians can't fake them, or something.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Sometimes I just want to know who this sad nerd is.

John is very interested to know if you've ever had sex with children before.

 

[Harvey Danger]

John is very interested to know if you've ever had sex with children before.

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Interesting that the list of associates is only Trump and a lefty lawyer who fell out of favor for criticizing the Mueller report. I notice Bill Clinton was left off that list of known associates for some reason...

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

The most common excuse I've seen is that Trump's president, so it's about what Aboutism to talk about other potential perpetrators.

Fucking creeps.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Sometimes I just want to know who this sad nerd is.

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John is very interested to know if you've ever had sex with children before.

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I can easily see John unintentionally twisting his ghoulish face into a perverted leer as he types the phrase "deep experience" into a tweet about the sexual abuse of children. Really showing his chops as a professional writer.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Random twitter person: "What is this toy'"

John 'totally professional' Flynt: "As an engineer..."

Fuck's sake, Wu. Why don't you add a shill for your political campaign while you're at it? Ensure congress makes a detailed database of all toys so Russians can't fake them, or something.

Sometimes I wonder if we were wrong with the dox and John is some kind of exceptional alien that still hasn't figured out how to blend in with the locals.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

NO SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SIDE IS NEVER WRONG

Ha ha, Trump didn't go to war with Iran to spite Obama! Wait what.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Ha ha, Trump didn't go to war with Iran to spite Obama! Wait what.

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“WE AVOIDED GOING TO WAR OVER SOMETHING SMALL TO SPITE THE LAST PRESIDENT WHO WPULD HAVE DONE SO” does not sound like something from the anti-war party.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Sometimes I wonder if we were wrong with the dox and John is some kind of exceptional alien that still hasn't figured out how to blend in with the locals.

Who wore it better, Wu or

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Boy John sure does seem to have a lot of facts for someone who has never been within shouting distance of security clearance.

 

[AprilRains]

Boy John sure does seem to have a lot of facts for someone who has never been within shouting distance of security clearance.

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Source, John?

EDIT: I must not ask John for sauce!

 

[Ken Rosenberg]

Why does Johnny pretend he has any experience in cyber warfare outside of playing Splinter Cell in college?

 

[break these cuffs]

Why does Johnny pretend he has any experience in cyber warfare outside of playing Splinter Cell in college?

Because it gets him attention and people believe him

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Yeah and that fucking QUEER probably sucked them all off too, fuck that faggot Pete Buttigieg!

 

[AprilRains]

Yeah and that fucking QUEER probably sucked them all off too, fuck that faggot Pete Buttigieg!

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competition for the penis

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh come on John, no sympathy for a poor dude who's just paying people who are way younger than him to have sex with him?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Oh come on John, no sympathy for a poor dude who's just paying people who are way younger than him to have sex with him?

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I am sure, SURE, that he will be the type of person to spin it if it was a woman being the rapist...don't tell me he already has.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Yeah and that fucking QUEER probably sucked them all off too, fuck that faggot Pete Buttigieg!

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Notice how he’s trying to draw a comparison to his scampaign that is scamming idiots in the tech sector for small dollar donations to fund John’s gadget buying.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I am sure, SURE, that he will be the type of person to spin it if it was a woman being the rapist...don't tell me he already has.

I think the point was that John lives with an older man who pays him for what some people might consider some form of interspecies sex.

 

[TurboNAS]

John, how many more times do you want to get your face punched in by trotting out this transparently untrue and patently immoral line?

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Okay John, you've had plenty of time in the last couple years to come up with a firecracker piece of legislation that will surely secure our nation from Cyberterrorists. Where is it? What piece of law do you intend to enact in Congress that will stop these attacks? Will it be the epic, "HR-1337 - Stop Hacking Our Bits, Guys" bill? Do you intend to vote on an amended budget that adds more funds to our existing agencies tasked with overseeing these crimes? What are you going to do when you walk down that aisle?

Let's open this question up to the floor - what is Congress supposed to do about computer attacks? Maybe they can make it a rider on "HR-105 - Please Stop Shooting Each Other" the bill that immediately stopped all gun violence when it was pointed out to people that they shouldn't shoot each other.

As a software engineer and a graduate of Ol' Missisip, attender of Ol' Missisip I am ready to hear your grand plan, Wu. I'm sure it's going to be a humdinger.