Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

Only the most re,tarded person alive sucks the cock of ESRB. We've found him.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

There's nothing to suggest that John just got his license. Don't forget a journalist was picked up by Wu in the Flyntmobile and ushered around town. That was months and months ago.

Yeah, the "John doesn't have a licence" thing is an old meme based around John's brand obsession with Uber, Frank constantly driving him everywhere, and his obvious lack of knowledge on anything automobile-related. He has a car licence, but not a motorcycle licence, because he was too retarded to pass the written test. Which even people who haven't sat on a motorcycle in their life can pass.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Only the most re,tarded person alive sucks the cock of ESRB. We've found him.

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John sucks cock all the time, even his own mangled cock.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

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I REMEMBER THAT COMEDY MOVIE!

 

[Chemical snorfare]

Many years ago, I shared a flat with a guy who had the ability to look me in the eye and barefaced lie about something that had happened 5 minutes earlier and he was fully aware that I'd witnessed. It wasn't only me he would do it to.

I've always been curious about how someone could get to young adulthood (this was a fair few years ago), and be entirely convinced that people could believe such flat out and easily contradicted bullshit. I think the similarities are why I am so interested in the WuWorld.

The other commonalities are this guy had a rich and successful father who he had no chance of emulating, and a meek door-mat stay at home mother who he often disparaged. I get the feeling that the father wasn't interested in him growing up, and the mother wouldn't have had the strength of character to pull him up when his self aggrandizing lies became too obvious.

I stayed in that flat for about a year and I've often thought I could do a long post of some of his more bizarre lies (all obvious, easily refuted and designed to self aggrandize, and quite often batshit mental NASA Space camp tier) as a compare and contrast exercise, and also as a way of trying to work out whether the guy was a narcissist, a socio-path or a narcissistic socio-path.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

So, who else besides me thinks Frank sees hookers on the side?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Nah they're nervous because they're being forced to confront a nine foot tall eldritch monstrosity with a julienned cock.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

So, who else besides me thinks Frank sees hookers on the side?

Frank should dump Brianna and hook up with Pixyteri. Pixy could live her weeb dream of being married to a successful Japanese* businessman, and Frank can live his dream of having an actual vagina to stick it in! Plus Pixy would just blow his money on pocky and Yuna cosplay outfits, not European sports cars.

It's a match made in Heaven!

*I know Frank isn't Japanese, but Pixy wouldn't know the difference.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So, who else besides me thinks Frank sees hookers on the side?

The more important question is does anyone else see the hookers after Frank sees them?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

The more important question is does anyone else see the hookers after Frank sees them?

After two or three touring pornstars went missing after staying at a Boston hotel the police might take notice.

Maybe Frank dumping shots in hookers is part of their "queer" relationship.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Cryptospergers will be shot on sight.

 

[NQ 952]

Cryptospergers will be shot on sight.

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China... controls... bitcoin????

 

[Peace and Harmony]

China... controls... bitcoin????

Looks like we're not done yet:

>bitcoin will use all energy on Earth
>this is Congress' fault because they didn't directly intervene with the Chinese government

All of my fucking what.

 

[NQ 952]

I mean, listen, at some point the cost of creating bitcoin outstrips the cost of energy and that will be the hard cut off for bitcoin profitability. It'll dive off a cliff before that, though, once the profit margins just aren't there.

I don't even know where the fuck Wu got this notion that bitcoin will outstrip all energy produced on earth by 2020. I just ... it's the weekend, why the fuck do I have to think about stupid things like this?

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like we're not done yet:

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>bitcoin will use all energy on Earth
>this is Congress' fault because they didn't directly intervene with the Chinese government

All of my fucking what.

Moon rocks!

I don't even know where the fuck Wu got this notion that bitcoin will outstrip all energy produced on earth by 2020. I just ... it's the weekend, why the fuck do I have to think about stupid things like this?

Every couple weeks, John goes through a brainstorming session where he tries to figure out the dumbest, most ignorant thing anyone could possibly say, and then says it.

I hope the crypto fanatics get a wind of what this loon is saying.

 

[Null]

i made dis

 

[The_Truth]

Cryptospergers will be shot on sight.

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Another bogus "wu fact"

Everyone knows the majority of China's power comes from burning cheap dirty coal

And there's nothing "green" about the Three Gorges dam, it's an environmental trainwreck.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Every couple weeks, John goes through a brainstorming session where he tries to figure out the dumbest, most ignorant thing anyone could possibly say, and then says it.

Sounds like someone got their Ambien refilled.

 

[NQ 952]

bitcoin is going to kill us all before the moon rocks.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sometimes, life gives you the perfect opportunity to quote Hank Hill: