Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I grew up in white trash hell, and no way would the lowest of my neighbors have done something that fucked up. We may have had our addictions and our shortcomings, but a paint job is a sacred thing and will be carried out in a clean room -- even if that is the only clean room in the damn house.
 
AnOminous powiedział(a):
They fucked it up back then, too. That's why they're doing it again. And fucking it up again.

Eventually they will give up and quietly go overpay for it to be done to at least mediocre standards.
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Either that or Frank will give it the old black primer rattlecan and John will talk about it being murdered out. Do people even do that anymore?
 
So that's why Frank drove Brianna to home depot, so they could buy more cans of Krylon acrylic spray paint. OBVIOUSLY that car is just like the Gundam models that frank paints when he's hiding from the snarling troll lurking in the other room.
 
PLACE YOUR BETS:

*The repaint comes out terrible. The Audi is never brought up again and mentioned only in passing when Frank eats the depreciation on a trade-in for a Porsche Cayman for Brianna to ruin. Brianna goes on a twitter rant about how only true engineers can appreciate the mid-engined performance of a Cayman and its something the elitists in congress will never understand.

*The repaint comes out terrible. Frank pays to have it professionally done. Brianna goes on a twitter rant about how, as your congresswoman, she'll spearhead a bill to open free car painting booths for citizens because the elitists in congress don't understand what its like for the average person to restore a classic racing car like the Audi TT.
 
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I thought he was fucking white.
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Frank is a chink.
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Are you telling me a last name like Wu and looking like this didn't tip you off. Do you have the 'tism? John even recently went on about how Frank's dad is going to write and op ed in whatever Chinese dialect he speaks.
 
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