Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Florence]

probably this guy, he designs tarot cards.

http://bostonvoyager.com/interview/meet-design-innovation-melrose/

Christ, Paul Hollywood’s let himself go.

 

[CervixHammer]

"as an engineer, programmer, woman, congresswoman, bisexual woman who just happened to have a lot of tranny friends before they all died, and a member of the Austin film geek community..."

no, John. you didn't know, because you didn't read Harry's review of Blade 2 and think "well obviously whoever wrote this is a sex offender" because you can't read.

 

[Norvic]

Does anyone else think she stealth announced this to avoid giving Paramount, Viacom, and CBS time to C&D Johns dumb ass?

I legit think she got the mouse pissed off with her stunt.

What I think went down is that Brianna had the half baked idea of people coming over to watch Star Trek and then asking them for money. Frank asked a favour of a friend to organise the event at his house and did all the prep work, at which point Brianna promptly dropped the whole thing.

At some point Frank had a bit of wobbly over having done all the work and Brianna being an ungrateful little shit as always having done nothing to actually promote the event. Frank is embarrassed in front of his friends when no one actually shows up to this fundraiser, while Brianna sulks about being made to do the minimal work of sending an email out to her mailing list. Just another normal day at the Wu frat house.

 

[Splendid]

Just imagine tarot card designer being a thing that you actually do.
What the fuck.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Gay guy scammer with a wig John Walker Flynt

 

[Peace and Harmony]

kek it's happening

Good God how fucking sad are these people.

 

[Norvic]

Oh boy oh boy.

Wu's scampaign is finally coming out with a concrete policy proposal and it's my field of professional expertise. I look forward to eviscerating the nonsense she's proposing. She graduated from reading Wikipedia articles on cryptography to designing cryptosystems in two days straight, I'm sure this is going to be a work of genius.

 

[TurboNAS]

Through the sacrifice of many Bothans I got ahold of a preview copy of Wu's proposed resolution to improve cybersecurity. Here is the text of that bill.


RESOLUTION
Improving cybersecurity and accountability for everyday citizens (the CyberLadies-in-Technology Act)

Whereas the Federal government of the United States of America needs to listen to me, Brianna Wu, a true and honest lady;

Whereas men have always been afraid of strong women in cybersecurity and we need more women to fight for technology like me, Brianna Wu;

Whereas Social Security numbers are not cryptographically sound like in public-private key exchanges on Dark Web databases as used by notorious Gamergaters, the Alt-Right;

Be it resolved that I, Brianna Wu, do hereby make it a crime for the Congress of the United States of America not to support women in cybersecurity technology and that we must do the good thing more and more rather than all the bad things like we have done in the past.


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Checkmate, shitlords.

 

[AnOminous]

kek it's happening

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Says John, whose "campaign events" have literally been thousands of miles away from any voters.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Making fun of trannies is worse than 9/11, alright John.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Making fun of trannies is worse than 9/11, alright John.

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The only Star Trek show that was on after 9/11 was Enterprise, y'know - the absolute worst Star Trek show to date.

Then again, I suppose I shouldn't expect much from Wu considering her favourite Star Trek show is Voyager for no other reason than the Captain's female.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Just imagine tarot card designer being a thing that you actually do.
What the fuck.

You can make some decent money doing it, but I this guy wont be as good as Osvaldo.

Making fun of trannies is worse than 9/11, alright John.

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Yes John, at lot of shows either start in September or October to start the new seasons. 9/11 had nothing to do with it.

 

[Quack]

Haha, wow. This is going to have some hilarious fallout unless he's had it written by somebody else. The levels of hubris are brilliant. Imagine writing an aggressive and critical op-ed in a Washington newspaper on a highly technical subject while completely ignorant, in order to prop up your self-conception as a fetishy character out of shit novella Election Eve. Whether it's "engineer", "politician" or "woman", all the more so all three, the act is spectacularly unconvincing to anybody but Brianna himself, for whom it's consensus reality.

Brianna Wu, the man who fell for a phishing email and blamed the Russians, has come to teach us things about cybersecurity.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Oh boy oh boy.

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Wu's scampaign is finally coming out with a concrete policy proposal and it's my field of professional expertise. I look forward to eviscerating the nonsense she's proposing. She graduated from reading Wikipedia articles on cryptography to designing cryptosystems in two days straight, I'm sure this is going to be a work of genius.

The rest of the country be like ”Employment! immigration! North Korea!"
Wu be like "Computers! Audi's! Frank's dumb face!"

Vote for Wu

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Kudos to John's dog for handling sexism properly.

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"Discussing ... with someone I do professional work with."

I would think that year's of daily practice would have made Flynt/Wu an accomplished liar well before the turn of the century. As this sentence demonstrates, I would be wrong.

And the writing is, as always, remarkably bad.

 

[CervixHammer]

lol john gender representation is literally all you like about Star Trek.
mutiny is people reaching past their limits to be better. keep that in mind when Frank finally snaps.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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lol john gender representation is literally all you like about Star Trek.
mutiny is people reaching past their limits to be better. keep that in mind when Frank finally snaps.

"Oh yeah, and thank you to the people who supported me by coming to this boondoggle."

 

[CervixHammer]

Game of Thrones is heavily pirated, yes.
it wasn't Threshold, but I don't think the first episode (which aired on regular CBS for free) is going to sell a ton of All Access subscriptions.

also did John even have All Access for this "campaign event" or did he just watch it on regular TV with commercials every 5 minutes?

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

right, the 21st century female diversity plug is a WAY better captain than the iconic 1960s captain kirk from the original series. completely sane and fair comparison.

 

[AnOminous]

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right, the 21st century female diversity plug is a WAY better captain than the iconic 1960s captain kirk from the original series. completely sane and fair comparison.

John's getting into the Nyquil again.