Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

What on earth is holding you back? I'd say about 43 electoral college votes.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Will John Walker Flynt address rhyming Yankees with Sri Lankis at the scheduled campaign event announced by him for Monday?

Of course not, there is no campaign event because there is no campaign.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What on earth is holding you back? I'd say about 43 electoral college votes.

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"what's holding you back?"

Well in Wu's case...A gut belt of shame and not being a woman.

 

[AnOminous]

John is actually Tweeting to Lynch now? He must be desperate to be seen as competition instead of just a joke.

I fully anticipate that some time after the actual election season begins, Lynch will issue a one tweet smackdown that leaves John sputtering in impotent, dickless rage.

 

[SuperSheep]

Look out John! @RepStephenLynch might not be at the point of calling people "sand-niggers" yet but he's getting there!

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Spoiler: comment so offensively racist that just looking at it will reincarnate Hitler

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Oh my God. Slightly modifying "Sri Lankan" so it can make a rhyme with Yankee. This man is obviously a cryogenically preserved Nazi right out of the 1940s.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

What on earth is holding you back? I'd say about 43 electoral college votes.

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Christ! Does NYT Magazine know Brianna Wu is a nutjob and not a real woman?

 

[Von Clausewitz]

What on earth is holding you back? I'd say about 43 electoral college votes.

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Yes, why don't these women have a Frank and a victim-bux Patreon of their own, so they can 'run' for congress while playing vidya all day?

 

[Ronald Crump]

Christ! Does NYT Magazine know Brianna Wu is a nutjob and not a real woman?

The comments section of that article is overwhelmingly filled with ass pats.

 

[360NoTrope]

 

[kobebyarlant]

What is Sri Lanka's position on moon rocks?

 

[Lackadaisy]

What on earth is holding you back? I'd say about 43 electoral college votes.

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I don't know how anyone could look at that face and see "woman in Congress."

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I don't know how anyone could look at that face and see "woman in Congress."

My usual thought is servant of the Great Old Ones but, i think even Shub-Niggurath would kill itself if it thought it birthed that abomination.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Charge your fucking phone.

 

[Jubileus]

"Empower local prosecutors"

Ah, yes, and when you're class president at last you'll abolish homework and every Thursday will be a field trip to Disneyland.

I see that the concepts of "jurisdiction" and "federalism" don't taint John's idea of how government in a federal republic works. Local prosecutors can't do jack shit if local laws aren't involved. Federal prosecutors have to deal with federal offenses, which institutional finance shit tends to be (the good news, John, is that you're running for FEDERAL office, where you can support legislation there!). It's the flip side of that whole deal where states are decriminalizing marijuana and municipalities are passive-aggressively posturing as "sanctuary cities", things Mrs. Wu no doubt supports (or at least should posture about supporting if one is going to be running for office as a progressive Democrat).

But let's continue with the "If I Were King" bullshit posturing. It's fucking hilarious to see the total lack of understanding how any of this functions.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Charge your fucking phone.

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Bernie "didn't get into enough details"... thank god we have Brianna Wu to tweet us a detailed plan- in 15 words.

 

[smackpops]

From hill supporter to a bernie bro. Brianna you shameful gross faggot. it was p funny on election night when old john was live tweeting the election and thought hill was gonna win.

 

[Mola Ram]

My usual thought is servant of the Great Old Ones but, i think even Shub-Niggurath would kill itself if it thought it birthed that abomination.

For shame, AngeloTheWizard! Brianna/John is clearly a Servant of Glaaki.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

For shame, AngeloTheWizard! Brianna/John is clearly a Servant of Glaaki.

The bottom two words read "rotting corpse(s)" btw.

 

[Mola Ram]

The bottom two words read "rotting corpse(s)" btw.

Still works. Now we know that "surgery to correct a urinary-related birth defect" was just John having spines from the Inhabitant of the Lake inserted into his putrefying flesh. It all makes sense now!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

All hail King John