Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Spellskite]

It reminds me of when Moot got called to testify over something and the lawyers kept asking him to define words. "What's a newfag?" "If someone called you a newfag, would that be bad?" "Have you been called, or seen someone called, a Glorious Winged Faggot Extraordinaire?"
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I'm really disappointed not to see "Tell me about Bane" on there.

 

[JSGOTI]

Nerf guns literally have none of those things. Well, maybe a few have batteries. What the fuck?!

I don't know about flywheels, but they do make motorized Nerf guns now, and modding them to increase fire rate/distance via mucking with the voltages and whatnot is a thing in the... er... "Nerf community." Though with Wu's farce of a foray into building a PC, I'm skeptical as to whether he personally performed any such Nerf mods.

The only electronic components that the Stryfe actually has are two shitty fucking motors that spin plastic 'wheels' like a pitching machine would.
Everything is good old fashioned plastic and standard dart feed.

Not to mention that the vast majority of those that mod NERF knows that your electronics are you limiting factor, especially with this style feed where the lost speed means 'rapid' fire is not as consistent in the long run. Used to do an autistic nerf wars thing back in college, your conventional air mods were by far the most effective of mods.

My bad, I'm mansplaining things again. One of these days I'll check my white, male privilege.

Also, where's the patch, Wu?

 

[Particle Bored]

Shots (totally not) fired by Ben Shapiro.

"The north has a very flattering view of itself. If you look at actual living patterns and where demographics live, the fact is that like Boston is significantly more segregated than most parts of Mississippi."

 

[NQ 952]

Shots (totally not) fired by Ben Shapiro.

"The north has a very flattering view of itself. If you look at actual living patterns and where demographics live, the fact is that like Boston is significantly more segregated than most parts of Mississippi."

Not wrong. In NYC we're segregated not just along racial lines but generational and economic lines. It's pretty crazy when you break it down.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Unsurprisingly this sperging demonstrates the characteristic zero self-awareness that we've all come to love. Kill yourself, John.

Once again, Johnny No-Dick leaps upon the chance to turn an event that has nothing to do with him, and make it all about him and how he's the real victim here. Blah blah blah, inane wall of text blah blah i'm the most important woman in tech blah blah I'm in danger gibs mummy plx blah blah.

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

I would actually be willing to put my money where my mouth is and contribute to an effort to keep this walking scarecrow out of office

You have it backwards. If you're actually going to spend money, it should be on John, not against him.

A dollar spent keeping the trainwreck going is worth a thousand fold that value in salt yield when the whole thing comes tumbling down.

I want to drown in an avalanche of salt, as Frank screams silently in the background.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Do you think Hillary would have granted you special protections after you donated 30 whole dollars to her election campaign?

Yes. Yes, she did.

If she's delusional enough to think she's electable then she's delusional enough to believe that $30 and an afternoon of putting up signs would be enough to get a special audience with the Hill-Dawg where she would be confirmed as a True Honest Woman and given an elite squad of protectors to keep her safe from people calling her a retard.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

The demographics of the town (Arlington, MA) where Wu lays xir head at night (per Wikipedia)...

At the 2010 census,[13] there were 42,844 people, 18,969 households and 10,981 families residing in the town. The population density was 8,239.2 per square mile (3,197.3/km2). There were 19,974 housing units at an average density of 3,841.2 per square mile (1,490.6/km2). The racial makeup of the town was 83.6% White, 2.3% African American, 0.1% Native American, 8.3% Asian, 0.4% from other races, and 2.1% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 3.3% of the population.

Looks like little Ben got this one right.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Tell me with a straight face they didn't just ask him that for the lulz.

No actually, it's a pretty standard line of questioning when you get anonymous death threats with words or insults or references that are uncommon. 'Glorious Winged Faggot Extraordinaire' is definitely not a common insult (though now I'm gonna start using it) so it would definitely warrant asking if he's been called that before

Not saying they didn't have a laugh about it, but yeah

 

[Kosher Dill]

Do you think Hillary would have granted you special protections after you donated 30 whole dollars to her election campaign?

Actually, there's no record of Brianna or Frank donating any money to any campaign, ever.
BUT... Dr. Joel Flynt donated $480 to President Trump!
https://www.opensecrets.org/indivs/...state=&zip=&employ=&cand=&submit=Submit+Query

Most of his employees donated to Democrats, proving that Dr. Flynt is a much more tolerant and laid-back guy than his disaster of a son. If anyone at Giant Spacekat got caught donating to a Republican, there would have been a purge. (And yes I checked - no GSK employee is on-record as having ever donated)

EDIT for correction: Apparently not all small donations are listed on this site, so it's possible that Wu could have donated a small amount like $30. But I do see a lot of single-digit donations from other people.

EDIT2: You can also search here, which seems to be unfiltered:
http://www.fec.gov/finance/disclosure/norindsea.shtml
Still nothing on the Wus.

 

[Keystone]

Actually, there's no record of Brianna or Frank donating any money to any campaign, ever.
BUT... Dr. Joel Flynt donated $480 to President Trump!
https://www.opensecrets.org/indivs/...state=&zip=&employ=&cand=&submit=Submit+Query

Most of his employees donated to Democrats, proving that Dr. Flynt is a much more tolerant and laid-back guy than his disaster of a son. If anyone at Giant Spacekat got caught donating to a Republican, there would have been a purge. (And yes I checked - no GSK employee is on-record as having ever donated)

EDIT for correction: Apparently not all small donations are listed on this site, so it's possible that Wu could have donated a small amount like $30.

wow
Did this dumb fuck think nobody would check that? Actually wait, this is John Flynt we're talking about, so I take that back. He is that fucking dumb.

This troon is seriously talking about getting into politics and all the effort that entails, when he couldn't even be bothered to donate money; something his lazy ass could've done from the comfort of his filthy stained couch inbetween REEEE'ing on Twitter.

Just

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

If John gets into the White House, it'll be the Grey House before long

Flynt/Wu will never live in a building called the White House. Very problematical. Especially since much of the construction labor was performed by slaves. President Flynt/Wu will have it torn down and replaced with a structure designed and built by troons. The budget for disco balls alone will bankrupt the nation.

Husband goes off to work while wife stays at home and pursues hobbies. Nice to see the Wus have that whole 1950s thing going on. If it were some sort of alternate 1950s where wifey looked like Hermann Munster, I guess.

If Herman Munster had AIDS.

 

[Kosher Dill]

This troon is seriously talking about getting into politics and all the effort that entails, when he couldn't even be bothered to donate money; something his lazy ass could've done from the comfort of his filthy stained couch inbetween REEEE'ing on Twitter

Well, there is one other alternative. He could have donated using fake info to avoid getting doxed by those gamergoblins at the FEC. I really hope we can add election fraud to his rap sheet

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

The Bug-Eyed Snarling Troon wrote:

"One of the most blusterous phrases of the fringe right is “free speech,” something they purport to champion. The sad truth is, now that Gamergate tactics have been unleashed on the rest of America – the cost of speaking out has never been higher."

So Flynt/Wu is opposed to free speech if he disagrees with what's being said. There's a surprise. If he's honest, one of his campaign slogans will be "End Free Speech Now."

 

[Jack Awful]

Not wrong. In NYC we're segregated not just along racial lines but generational and economic lines. It's pretty crazy when you break it down.

I love how Northerners love to preach diversity and tolerance but say "fuck dumb, smelly, bigoted, white middle america!" any chance they get.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Where's the campaign, John?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Where's the campaign, John?

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Political candidate John Flynt everyone. Playing a children's game and bragging about his lazy, worthless life where he spends all his time gaming and spending his husband's money and patreon welfare.

I'm sure John will win when he runs, for whichever office he chooses. Fuck candidates that own and run successful businesses or volunteer in their communities and take an active role in civil service which doesn't include grandstanding/self-flagellating tweets.

What a hot dumpster fire of nothing and waste of space.

 

[sgetti]

Where's the campaign, John?

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ahahahaha

She wrote this during her last Pokesperging fit. It literally was not possible to have all 721 Pokemon without cheating, at the time she wrote that tweet, so she deleted it. Now she's trying to start this shit again?

 

[Burned Man]

(And yes I checked - no GSK employee is on-record as having ever donated)

Its pretty difficult to donate to republicans when you haven't been paid in years or don't even exist in the first place. Poor Natalie really needs a president that cares for hard workers like her.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Dear Hasbro,

. . .

Who is Wu even supposed to motivate to buy your products? She's surely not gonna sell those things to kids, except you give away a paper cut-out of her with every gun.

I think you may have stumbled upon a great marketing idea here.

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