Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Shugo]

https://tweetsave.com/bcappelbaum/status/793997111364820992

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Why the hell cant she smile like a normal human being in photos?

Spoiler: Seriously

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Probably trying to distract attention from the fact that he looks like a balding, middle-aged man who's going to fat.

Instead of wasting money on having his vocal cords shaved, he needs to get Frank to spring for a major hair transplant. A few sessions with a decent cosmetic dentist wouldn't hurt either.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I wonder if the FBI is hiring.

And how many of those names were real, John? Jace and Tyce don't exist and a midget in a wheelchair residing in the Philippines isn't a credible threat.

 

[vertexwindi]

The FBI is totally going to investigate into people disagreeing with you online. There's no greater threat to American security.

 

[AnOminous]

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He doesn't mention his real issue was he was fat as hell.

 

[Chemical snorfare]

I'm crap at computers but it would make me deliriously happy if
someone would shoop the farms onto this tablet screen.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Why is it that cows always seem to think the FBI is at their beckon call as a personal army?

 

[Ronald Crump]

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Why does this nigga look like Janet Reno?!

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Why is it that cows always seem to think the FBI is at their beckon call as a personal army?

Someone needs to protect their feelings.

 

[AnOminous]

Why does this nigga look like Janet Reno?!

He's actually taller than Janet Reno.

Photographic proof.

 

[Hellfire]

Why is it that cows always seem to think the FBI is at their beckon call as a personal army?

Same reason two of these idiots went to the UN to complain about people saying they sucked or were wrong.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

I wonder if the FBI is hiring.

Ten Reasons why the FBI hasn't reacted Brianna Wu sending MANY names to them.

10) The FBI is too busy solving real crimes.
9) Tweets to the FBI-twitter account are not a proper way of reporting crimes.
8) Imaginary offices usually deliver imaginary names.
7) Wu didn't fill out the proper form, since that required her birth name.
6) As the investigator in charge asked Wu, if she was at currently home, she screamed "Nice try GamerGate!" and hung up.
5) The FBI usually investigates death threads towards famous people or women first.
4) "Where is the game, John?" is not a death thread.
3) Brianna Wu's messages are filed under P, as in "Paper Bin".
2) It was Natalie's task to send those names to the FBI.
1) All Wu-related cases are handled by Agent Benjo, the office dog.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

So now the FBI are alt-right gamergaters?

I love this year so much

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Why is it that cows always seem to think the FBI is at their beckon call as a personal army?

My guess would be that it's because all of the major cows are malignant narcissists who believe that every law enforcement agency on the planet exists to serve their wishes and who see everyone who ridicules them -- or even disagrees with them -- as a criminal. If Flynt/Wu weren't so self-absorbed, he would realize that his ludicrous ravings about the FBI put him in the same category as Shaner, who can at least plead in mitigation and extenuation that he has an IQ in the 70s.

 

[Count groudon]

I wonder if the FBI is hiring.

"It's true! The FBI are nothing but a bunch of Trump supporting gamergators! I tried tweeting at the president to get them fired, but he told me to stop babbling and called me sir. Ugh, typical male behavior this is why we need Hillary."

 

[Hellfire]

 

[piripiri]

He's actually taller than Janet Reno.

Photographic proof.

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he should become a top model. When I first looked at the pic I thought it was Bayonetta

 

[The Grimace]

You have to be seriously fucked in the head to actually think the FBI is backing some guy with barely any connection to politics until now.

The Clintons are a different story.

 

[breadandcircuses]

"Hello, Guardian? I'm a highly placed FBI agent and I want to tell you how the FBI is one big engine designed to support Trump."

It's the fucking guardian.

 

[Rou]

The FBI should also be aware of the unsolved murder of John Walker Flynt.