Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

John how would you find info on the Dark Web about people who don't exist

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A US presidential candidate found guilty of collusion and wrongdoing on multiple levels is not *compelling* in the least, no sir. She dindu nuffinnnnnnnnnnnn

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This is my response to that.

 

[AnOminous]

And why would this fucking sped be "speaking" at google? What is s/he going to talk about?

"Google doesn't have enough women working here, because Gamergate"

Snarls and walks off stage.

"But enough about me. Let's talk about me."

I don't believe John is "speaking at Google" unless he means he'll be sitting at home yelling at the Google home page on his monitor.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Waitaminute....isn't "Google" supposed to be the so-called code word for "n!ggers" by the alt-right?

So what that means is that Wu will attempt to talk to a black person for the first time in his life. Truly a momentous event.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

whatever car has enough

Waitaminute....isn't "Google" supposed to be the so-called code word for "n!ggers" by the alt-right?

So what that means is that Wu will attempt to talk to a black person for the first time in his life. Truly a momentous event.

wu prob thinks that the dark web is for blacks only, and is going to shout at google offices about the white web...

bri bri is going to demand google fix the fact that every time someone googles brianna wu, they find only kiwi threads and some guy named john...

 

[Particle Bored]

The more Wu tweets about how 'perfect' their marriage is, the more I believe that it is actually breaking apart... or that Frank forced her to sleep in one of the dog cages from the beginning.

I like to think that every once in a while Frank comes home from another long day at the office, sees his "wife" playing vidya in PJs (or whatever he was wearing the day before), and says "Oh don't mind me, don't get up... just another day at the grind, but I'm sure you've had a rough day too, huh JOHN?"

 

[MysteriousStranger]

I don't understand why there would be 'ample' personal information about people on 'the dark web' -- where? And why? And what does being potential employer have to do with it? And if the information is accurate, why would it be unethical to use it to make a hiring decision? Just because you don't approve of the way the information was gathered or stored?

Nah, nothing about that tweet makes sense.

 

[Count groudon]

My guess is John's gonna burst through the doors at google headquarters, sprint into the offices, and start REEEEEEing at all the workers she sees until security fills her full of tranquilizer darts and calls frank to pick her up.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John has no driver's license but he has logged over fifty hours in Forza, so look out boys!!

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

John has no driver's license but he has logged over fifty hours in Forza, so look out boys!!

Jesus christ this guy. We all know this idiot can't drive. 'We will smoke you'. Give me a break John, the only thing you smoke is Marlboro and occasionally Franks cock to avoid getting evicted.

Someone please challenge him on twitter with something like 'Brianna, video yourself doing a quarter mile in less than 25 seconds on your bike and I'll pay $1,000 into a charity of your choice'

 

[CervixHammer]

John has no driver's license but he has logged over fifty hours in Forza, so look out boys!!

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but if you're in a Prius...

 

[bobobear]

John has no driver's license but he has logged over fifty hours in Forza, so look out boys!!

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In theory, under perfect conditions, yes motorcycles can be very fast. The problem is it's extremely difficult to launch them properly. Even the best riders have difficulties with this, while with most modern cars you just slam the pedal and go. Most of the time the person riding the bike will give it too much gas, the bike will wheelie and go out of control. But I'm sure Street Racer John knows all about that.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I thought it was confirmed John rented the eyelashes bike.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

John has no driver's license but he has logged over fifty hours in Forza, so look out boys!!

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Oh I will street race you to the death Wu .

Edit; Ninja'd by @CervixHammer

 

[Von Clausewitz]

John has no driver's license but he has logged over fifty hours in Forza, so look out boys!!

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1) Has a motorbike, lets Frank drive her around to catch Pokémon
2) Claims to be a motorbike enthusiast, but hasn't posted a single photo a la "look what cool place I found, while driving bike".
3) Thinks it is some kind of revelation that bikes tend to accelerate faster then cars.

Conclusion:
Wu was in the room as Frank watched an episode of Top Gear, where that fact was mentioned, then remembered that one part of her fake persona is supposed to drive a bike and instantly needed to tweet about what she just learned.

 

[Richard Stabone]

It's just insane to me that he lies about the most inconsequential shit.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

John has no driver's license but he has logged over fifty hours in Forza, so look out boys!!

Here's a pro tip for street-racing engineer Flynt/Wu:

Top 5 Fastest Street-Legal Motorcycles

• MV Agusta F4 RR (186 mph+) ...
• Honda CBR 1000 RR (186 mph+) ...
• Aprilia RSV4 (186 mph+) ...
• Kawasaki Ninja ZX 14R (186 mph) ...
• YZF R1 (190 mph)

Top 5 Fastest Street-Legal Cars

• 9ff GT9-R (Tie) 257 mph.
• SSC Ultimate Aero (Tie) 257 mph.
• Koenigsegg Agera R 260 mph.
• Bugatti Veyron Super Sport 267.8 mph.
• Hennessey Venom GT 270 mph

So Flynt/Wu has it exactly backward. There are dozens of street-legal cars that are faster than the fastest street-legal bike.

What a freakin' moron.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So Flynt/Wu has it exactly backward. There are dozens of street-legal cars that are faster than the fastest street-legal bike.

The motorcycle could still win over a short distance if it accelerates faster. You know, a hypothetical motorcycle being driven by someone with access to a motorcycle and a driver's license.

 

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The motorcycle could still win over a short distance if it accelerates faster. You know, a hypothetical motorcycle being driven by someone with access to a motorcycle and a driver's license.

Sssh, ssh... You're just worried about semantics.

I do believe though, Wu being such a motorcycle enthusiast, plus with her experience as an engineer, she would know exactly how to create a supersonic motorcycle. I think in fact, judging by how aerodynamic she is as well, she would be the ideal candidate to try and beat the land speed record for motorcycles. I think we should all encourage her in achieving this goal.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

The motorcycle could still win over a short distance if it accelerates faster. You know, a hypothetical motorcycle being driven by someone with access to a motorcycle and a driver's license.

Flynt/Wu clearly states that any sport motorcycle will beat any car in a street race.

This is not true even if you limit the race to three seconds or to just the zero-to-60 times. There are quite a few street-legal cars that can do zero to 60 in under three seconds; and there are quite a few sport bikes that can't.

In a two-minute Google search, here are the fastest zero-to-60 times I could find for street-legal cars and motorcycles. The Porsche 918 Spyder can do zero to 60 in 2.2 seconds; the Suzuki GSX-R1000 does the same in 2.35 seconds.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

In a two-minute Google search, here are the fastest zero-to-60 times I could find for street-legal cars and motorcycles. The Porsche 918 Spyder can do zero to 60 in 2.2 seconds; the Suzuki GSX-R1000 does the same in 2.35 seconds.

Flu; "Nuh uh!!!"