Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[MysteriousStranger]

I'm not even convinced they live together. I have this fantasy they just meet at that house once a week to take some photos and then go back to their separate lives.

Yes, my fantasy life is gray and sad.

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

I'm guessing John chose the white one and Frank chose the yellow one. Is...is that racist? Is John being racist?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John how would you find info on the Dark Web about people who don't exist

A US presidential candidate found guilty of collusion and wrongdoing on multiple levels is not *compelling* in the least, no sir. She dindu nuffinnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Someone would have to mansplain to him how to get on the dark web first.

 

[Spork]

You mean someone in Wu's political camp got busted for being a sentient pile of unethical behavior?

It must be Tuesday again.

 

[Florence]

John how would you find info on the Dark Web about people who don't exist

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A US presidential candidate found guilty of collusion and wrongdoing on multiple levels is not *compelling* in the least, no sir. She dindu nuffinnnnnnnnnnnn

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I like how Wu the Female Software Engineer™ feels the need to use the generic media name, rather than saying something like "look them up on Tor".

 

[Fapcop]

Is it just me or is Wu's Twitter feed, with all the mansplaining, passive aggression, pointless posturing and drooling about race cars, virtually indistinguishable from the Twitter feed of any 30ish dude (who spends way too much time on the Internet,)

For somebody who allegedly has a "female brain" Wu certainly sounds like a man...

 

[Fapcop]

I'm not even convinced they live together. I have this fantasy they just meet at that house once a week to take some photos and then go back to their separate lives.

Yes, my fantasy life is gray and sad.

Considering that Wu has a fantasy career as an esteemed games developer, I guess the chances of his marriage also only existing in his head are pretty good.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I like how Wu the Female Software Engineer™ feels the need to use the generic media name, rather than saying something like "look them up on Tor".

Don't give John too much credit here, chances are his idea of "Dark Web" is looking up lesbian porn using Incognito mode.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Is it just me . . . all the mansplaining, passive aggression, pointless posturing and drooling about race cars, virtually indistinguishable from the Twitter feed of any 30ish dude . . . For somebody who allegedly has a "female brain" Wu certainly sounds like a man...

John Walker Flynt is a 40 year old man having a mid-life crisis who stole enough money from his adopted parents years ago to pay someone to fillet his willy in an attempt to inoculate him from charges of using white privilege to advance himself to the level he's attained as an adult. It's as simple as that really but you get 2500 pages on here and more wiki key-strikes than Hitler got on the other wiki because he can't get off a social media platform he complains doesn't protect his feelings enough on to sell itself off to investors. So to be fair, you're being way too generous to old ass John by calling him 30'ish, he wasn't an 80's baby.

 

[Quasar]

I'm guessing John chose the white one and Frank chose the yellow one. Is...is that racist? Is John being racist?

Actually, based on their marriage, it should be the other way around. Brianna picks the yellow one, and Frank picks the white one with aftermarket parts

(edit... if yours wasn't racist, I'm pretty certain mine was...probably transphobic too. I'll have to check tumblr to be sure)

 

[nosemouth]

They probably sleep in separate beds located at opposite ends of the house.

Or opposite ends of the county.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I'm not even convinced they live together. I have this fantasy they just meet at that house once a week to take some photos and then go back to their separate lives.

Yes, my fantasy life is gray and sad.

Still better than their real lives, which is gay and sad

 

[TheImportantFart]

@Cosmos made a thread for hosting creepypastas and other spooky stuff in preparation for Halloween. I was just reading one of the stories posted in there and... although it was creepy I couldn't get through it with a straight face. See if you can figure out why.

 

[Smutley]

who stole enough money from his adopted parents years ago

He wasn't adopted though. He stole it from his blood-related parents along with having them pay for him failing college three times, a trendy house in DC, rehab, and another house in MI before he disowned them.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Good thing you managed to slot this one in before your throat surgery.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He wasn't adopted though. He stole it from his blood-related parents along with having them pay for him failing college three times, a trendy house in DC, rehab, and another house in MI before he disowned them.

So the slow learning tendancies runs in the family obviously. Thanks for setting me straight Smutley. I like how you're being so balanced and fair to John here.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Good thing you managed to slot this one in before your throat surgery.

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And why would this fucking sped be "speaking" at google? What is s/he going to talk about?

"Google doesn't have enough women working here, because Gamergate"

Snarls and walks off stage.

 

[Rou]

And why would this fucking sped be "speaking" at google? What is s/he going to talk about?

"Google doesn't have enough women working here, because Gamergate"

Snarls and walks off stage.

Wu is a complete stage hog though. She'll have to be chased off the stage or have the mic disabled before she'll shut up.

 

[Without A Gout]

Good thing you managed to slot this one in before your throat surgery.

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By talk at Google, he means screech in the main lobby about mansplaining before security escorts him out.