Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Butta Face Lopez]

One would have to assume that as an outspoken woman in tech and Gamergate victim number one she'll be targeted announcing her plans like this, so she should demand a police escort a la ADF

 

[Stereotypical Badger]

So to what extent does a faux-gina "heal up" if it's not... er... maintained?

Cisgender privilege is not worrying about your vagina fusing shut from lack of use.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Yesterday Brianna Wu made an appearance in my dreams

Frank Wu was sleeping on the couch with his mouth open after work and Wu decided he was gonna further emasculate him on Twitter so he decided to ironically dudebro teabag him. He dropped his trousers but squatted too deep over him and some mangled neovagina lint and fleshy parts fell in Frank's mouth and he started to cough

I woke up it was so gross.

 

[Florence]

John's obviusly going to be grafting his ballsack to his skull in an attempt to further resemble his horrifying creations.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Think John will insist that the surgical team be entirely female?

You know how Brianna gets when she's around women more successful than her. Just imagine how much transplaining will be going down if she got a woman surgeon.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Wu says the operation is "Vocal chord Surgery". Is John trying to feminize his voice?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/778961125782073347?p=v

EDIT: Elective Surgery, to more accurately become the womyn of his dreams. No privilege here, Sarge!

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Wu says the operation is "Vocal chord Surgery". Is jOhn trying to feminize his voice?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/778961125782073347?p=v

Let's cross our fingers and hope he comes out sounding like Shmorky

 

[MG 620]

I wouldn't mind if the operation turns out to be a failure and John has to communicate through cis-twitter only.

 

[kcbbq]

Let's cross our fingers and hope he comes out sounding like Shmorky

Miss Piggy's voice would complete the look.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Wu says the operation is "Vocal chord Surgery". Is John trying to feminize his voice?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/778961125782073347?p=v

EDIT: Elective Surgery, to more accurately become the womyn of his dreams. No privilege here, Sarge!

I wonder what smoking does to someone who had surgery on their vocal chords.

 

[mrae]

Is vocal cord surgery to sound more feminine an actual thing? At almost 40 is it even going to make a measurable difference? I mean, Brianna does sound like a straight up dude (I was shocked the first time I heard that podcast) but I'm having trouble imagining how a procedure like that would even work.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder if she actually injured her vocal cords trying to do her autistic impression of a female voice, and this is just to fix the damage.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Wu says the operation is "Vocal chord Surgery". Is John trying to feminize his voice?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/778961125782073347?p=v

EDIT: Elective Surgery, to more accurately become the womyn of his dreams. No privilege here, Sarge!

"Devocalization (also known as ventriculocordectomy or vocal cordectomy and when performed on dogs is commonly known as debarking or bark softening) is a surgical procedure applied to dogs and cats,[1] where tissue is removed from the animal’s vocal cords to permanently reduce the volume of their vocalizations."

Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devocalization

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Has anybody archived those podcasts? If his voice changes drastically, I expect the old voice to disappear off the internets.

 

[Keystone]

Picture of John, post op:

Spoiler: Frank's money well spent

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

I wasn't aware they could cut off someone's dick twice.

Its a well known fact that johns hands are huge as well as other parts of his body. There is no way to cut that much cock in one sitting.

Think John will insist that the surgical team be entirely female?

Only womyn born womyn can understand my womyn problems... Now lop off my empty nutsack.

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

Just imagine how much transplaining will be going down if she got a woman surgeon.

Probably very little. As soon as the transplaining started I suspect any surgeon with their wits about them would just crank the knock-out gas up to 11 and probably fire a few tranq darts in there for good measure.

The real heroes would of course make sure Johns mouth was firmly sewn shut before he regained consciousness.

 

[Rou]

Miss Piggy's voice would complete the look.

From now on I'm reading Wu's tweets in Miss Piggy's voice.

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

From now on I'm reading Wu's tweets in Miss Piggy's voice.

Yoda works too, just so you know.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yoda works too, just so you know.

"There is no try."
Yeah, sounds about right.