Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Ruin]

Wasn't there a huge thing on her part about doing advertising and interviews on the game? What happened there?

The Hulkster ground most of John's backchannels to dust with his 24 inch pythons.

 

[Jake's Piercing]

It's September 6th, 10 in the morning, the day of the Wupocalypse.

Scouting the digital wasteland with my gabbagunk binoculars, I am looking for signs of any of the four horsemen.

First, the shining bright beacon at the horizon, there were people are enslaved and brainwashed, iTunes.
Barren and devoid of Revolution 60 updates since August 2015.

I let out a

Then, I scour in the opposite direction, a bustling location with many clouds of Steam, but nary a trace of Revolution 60.

If it would hit us today, like the prophecy by our Giant Kat from Space foretold, it would hit us... unexpectedly.

 

[Shugo]

Very real death threats from a Mr. John Flynt forced their cancellation.

I hope someone changes their steam display name to John Flynt before they leave a negative review.

 

[Cubanodun]

Instead of releasing the game John is wasting his time in VR and Tennis

 

[selere]

This gotta be Wu's sockpuppet.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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This gotta be Wu's sockpuppet.

 

[Tame Sake]

What a fabulous fantasy world these people live in

 

[Aleks]

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Call me optimistic, but this has to be a troll post.

 

[A Hotdog]

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This gotta be Wu's sockpuppet.

There is no one in the world that believes this. I am 100% sure of this.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Isn't it nice that someone leaked the script to the opening scene for the sequel to SVU's gamergate episode?

 

[Rudol von Stroheim]

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This gotta be Wu's sockpuppet.

And then the nurse clapped?

 

[selere]

Call me optimistic, but this has to be a troll post.

You never now, maybe she just dreamed it and thought it was real.

 

[Aleks]

You never now, maybe she just dreamed it and thought it was real.

I think I maybe just don't want to live in a world where somebody posts this and expects to be taken seriously.

 

[SHITTAHS CLOGGED!]

IT'S OFFICIALLY LAUNCH DAY IN WU'S TIMEZONE

WHERE'S THE GAME, JOHN?

 

[Mimic]

I know everyone's out for blood, but remember the store doesn't properly update until 10am Pacific.

Save your energy for then. I have a feeling it'll be worth it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The anecdote:

 

[Richard Stabone]

I know this game will be great and we would never think of a refund. But here is a link that explains Steam's refund policy.

http://store.steampowered.com/steam_refunds/

You have to have played less than 2 hours of the game. There are no questions asked. You just put in for a refund and you get it. You should be able to write a review to let your fellow gamers know what they can expect from this game.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

"Do you know who I am this screaming Asian faggot standing next to me is???"

Current retail value a 2002 Honda Accord with average miles and in average condition is $1,920.

Chance that a vehicle owned by Flynt/Wu is in average or better condition? Zero.

"Giant insurance settlement check," my ass.

As persecuted as Flynt/Wu is, you'd think that he'd recognize that the dealership doesn't want a gigantic, twitching, snarling tranny who looks like a child abductor from a horror movie roaming the lot. It's bad for business.

 

[Ruin]

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This gotta be Wu's sockpuppet.

8/10 troll. This would be much funnier if they mentioned that the attackers yelled LEVEL UP!

 

[FatNero]

I know everyone's out for blood, but remember the store doesn't properly update until 10am Pacific.

Save your energy for then. I have a feeling it'll be worth it.

Ok 10 am pacific should be fine, Wu gets up at 12, so three hours earlier is 9... she'll have one hour to upload the game and get it out there. Not a problem right?