Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Couldn't agree more, John. A lot of people say a lot of words about bringing about a more progressive world, but only John has the grit and guts to actually go out there and use his roommate's money to buy arcade machines.

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"I'm not interested in coming through someone's old tweets . . ."

Genius Newspaperman John's attempt to spell combing is amusing. Damn those silent letters!

 

[Water-T]

Insightful Genius John's attempt to spell combing is amusing. Damn those silent letters!

Judging on John's hair, he hasn't done any kind of combing since Bush Jr. was in office.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Judging on John's hair, he hasn't done any kind of combing since Bush Jr. was in office.

It's all part of his Lovecraftian supermodel look -- out of the toom without a woom.

 

[Particle Bored]

"Don't be ridiculous. And by the way, I love Pink Fred, they're my favorite Scottish rock band." - John, probably.

"Oh by the way, which one's Pink?"

"And did we tell you the name of the game, Frank? We call it riding the GamerGaaaaaaaaate!"

 

[9/11 Airlines]

"Oh by the way, which one's Pink?"

"And did we tell you the name of the game, Frank? We call it riding the GamerGaaaaaaaaate!"

It's time for you to troon out
You owe it to the people
We're so happy we can hardly count!!!

 

[Particle Bored]

Lazy inspiration:

To the tune of "Have A Cigar," by Pink Floyd

Spoiler

Come in here, queer boy, chop my cigar
We're gonna go far
You're gonna scream wide
If you look between my thighs
I can't keep track of all my lies
We're gonna scam fools

Well my takes constantly conflict
And I speak none of them sincerely
Princess Peach is so empowered
That is really what I think
Oh by the way, Nintendo stinks

And did I tell you the name of the game, Frank?
We call it 'riding the GamerGaaaaaate'

You're so cucked out
PS5 about to sell out
You gotta get your wallet out
You owe it to Wendigo
I gotta claim my gamer clout

My critics are Nazis
Patriarchy played a part
They're jealous of my cars
They want to paint me as a monster
Just because I let my poor dog freeze

And did I tell you the name of the game, Frank?
We call it 'riding the GamerGaaaaaate'

 

[Peace and Harmony]

help JK Rowling raped me again

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Lazy inspiration:

To the tune of "Have A Cigar," by Pink Floyd

Spoiler

Come in here, queer boy, chop my cigar
We're gonna go far
You're gonna scream wide
If you look between my thighs
I can't keep track of all my lies
We're gonna scam fools

Well my takes constantly conflict
And I speak none of them sincerely
Princess Peach is so empowered
That is really what I think
Oh by the way, Nintendo stinks

And did I tell you the name of the game, Frank?
We call it 'riding the GamerGaaaaaate'

You're so cucked out
PS5 about to sell out
You gotta get your wallet out
You owe it to Wendigo
I gotta claim my gamer clout

My critics are Nazis
Patriarchy played a part
They're jealous of my cars
They want to paint me as a monster
Just because I let my poor dog freeze

And did I tell you the name of the game, Frank?
We call it 'riding the GamerGaaaaaate'

Brianna Wu: The Musical

Make it happen.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Couldn't agree more, John. A lot of people say a lot of words about bringing about a more progressive world, but only John has the grit and guts to actually go out there and use his roommate's money to buy arcade machines.

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“I’m starting to get sick of these fucking kids and all their so-called activism. I wanna network with powerful individuals in order to enact policies. Policies that I might not even agree with, in fact, as long as they further the goals of the groups I have aligned myself with.”

Gee I wonder why John doesn’t get along with those activists.

 

[thx1138]

help JK Rowling raped me again

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One, John, I know you're going to go see the fucking thing, quit lying. Two, go suck start a garand in minecraft (there, there's a gAmErGaTeR tHrEaT for you). Three, there is no three. You're a troglodyte.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

It must have been tough shopping around for a functioning mangin for a hulking male baba yaga.

When I waste money, it's art. When other people waste money, it's a scam.

omg moviezzzz and video gamezzzz, my favvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

 

[Homer Simpson]

grrrr why don't my FUCKING video games work! This is as bad as systemic racism!

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"THIS GAME DIDN'T WORK PERFECT AT RELEASE!? BULLSHIT!" Says the man who buys every game day one, and experiences this same thing over and over.

Looks like Wu's spent another 8000 bucks of Frank's money on a new pinball table.

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Imagine being a couple like that. I have a feeling, morning sex is kind of a thing couples do, but what does john and his husband do? Pinball. Nothing more intimate than a game of pinball.

Yay! Now kids can get even more unnecessary drugs pumped into them on top of double mastectomies!

From pfizer, the company that was sued a billion dollars for peddling non approved drugs, and charged for using untested drugs on african children is approved for kids? Totally trustworthy.

What about people who make healthcare workers look at their blasted-off crotch wounds?

We have reached herd immunity in my province, and we are still seeing a rise in covid cases. Given, the death rate is still less than 1%.

Of course they blame it on delta variant. Not that the vaccine doesn't work.

John sperging about Apple
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1440308909831450636

Corporate sponsored abortions doesn't even concern john, but paying low taxes? Monsters.

Sent from my iphone.

"Don't be ridiculous. And by the way, I love Pink Fred, they're my favorite Scottish rock band." - John, probably.

Love me some Red Lloyd. Their album The Fence is great.

Lazy inspiration:

To the tune of "Have A Cigar," by Pink Floyd

Spoiler

Come in here, queer boy, chop my cigar
We're gonna go far
You're gonna scream wide
If you look between my thighs
I can't keep track of all my lies
We're gonna scam fools

Well my takes constantly conflict
And I speak none of them sincerely
Princess Peach is so empowered
That is really what I think
Oh by the way, Nintendo stinks

And did I tell you the name of the game, Frank?
We call it 'riding the GamerGaaaaaate'

You're so cucked out
PS5 about to sell out
You gotta get your wallet out
You owe it to Wendigo
I gotta claim my gamer clout

My critics are Nazis
Patriarchy played a part
They're jealous of my cars
They want to paint me as a monster
Just because I let my poor dog freeze

And did I tell you the name of the game, Frank?
We call it 'riding the GamerGaaaaaate'

Me and the boys applauding this. Fantastic.

 

[idosometimes]

Imagine Wu subjecting herself to an actual job interview. You can [big talk] on twitter, but when it comes to real employment people are going to check your claims.

job requirements

• 2 years of experience in grant writing and or grant evaluation in a not- for- profit, or bid management experience in a corporate environment
• Familiarity with CRM and workflow management
• Exceptional writing and editing skills combined with good interpersonal skills
• Ability to work effectively and efficiently in a remote organization.

"For professional achievements, you listed '8th place WORLD RECORD', all caps, 'in SMB2 as Peach', '131st place in Resident Evil 2 Remake on easy' and 'winner of the our home Star Trek pinball tuornamint'. Do you have any actual experience in management or grant writing?"

Tbh he has a point. AAA games shouldn't be early access games.

So games and other software never come out? Modern games are, like, lots of coding. They can find some of the issues, but not all of them. Games that broken on launch are a problem, but blame stupid people who keep buying Battlefield or whatever.

We've seen his drunk/ambien tweets, we know that's [a load of crud]. John routinely says [stuff] that makes "covfefe" look coherent.

John is a gosh-danged fool. It is hard to tell if his mistakes are because he is hopped up on goofballs or just his usual idiot self.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Would add the busted ass game I just spent a week bitching about.

 

[LoverofPi]

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I think the only thing Bri Bri has seen Anya Taylor-Joy in has been New Mutants

 

[Norvic]

I think the only thing Bri Bri has seen Anya Taylor-Joy in has been New Mutants

That's a bit generous to assume. In a similar vein:

She's chiefly known from The Witch and Queen's Gambit. I struggle to think what Wu's talking about, and not correcting that dude with the actual name of the role she's thinking of makes me think Wu doesn't know what she's talking about either.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

That's a bit generous to assume. In a similar vein:

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She's chiefly known from The Witch and Queen's Gambit. I struggle to think what Wu's talking about, and not correcting that dude with the actual name of the role she's thinking of makes me think Wu doesn't know what she's talking about either.

Just looked up who the actress was and she played Morgan in the movie Morgan, written and direct by nobodies*. It's got 5.8 on IMDB and is about "A corporate risk-management consultant must decide whether or not to terminate an artificially created humanoid being." - maybe Wu thought someone made a Rev60 movie just like he thought they made a SVU episode about his life?

*edit: correction, I was wrong, it was directed by Ridley Scott's son and written by someone who's last project was about window peeping perverts.

 

[OttoWest]

Her most famous role, pre-Queen’s Gambit, is the PTSD-ridden final girl in Split, the M. Night movie with James McAvoy. You know John, the movie that grossed $300 million versus the one that made $8?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Ladies, you need to level up and be more like man of action John Walker Flynt, who makes meaningful changes at a societal level by firing vulnerable female employees after paying them $1.

 

[discombobulate]

Ladies, you need to level up and be more like man of action John Walker Flynt, who makes meaningful changes at a societal level by firing vulnerable female employees after paying them $1.

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Does tweeting address issues or is it a performative act?