Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I wonder when Wu will do a 180 on the israel and the jews.

 

[sperginity]

I wonder when Wu will do a 180 on the israel and the jews.

His reason for supporting israel and the jews is that he likes the way his surgeries turned out. I would imagine that if he gets botched hard enough in the future he might stop caring about this issue.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Here is John’s made up story of the day.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder if the twist will be that his dad is also a troon, or possibly a homosexual. Does John have that much imagination?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I wonder if the twist will be that his dad is also a troon, or possibly a homosexual. Does John have that much imagination?

His dad will be killed in a freak accident, but while dying will say that John is the most true and honest woman he's ever seen and he's proud to have him as his daughter. It'll be a sob scene for the history books!

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Here is John’s made up story of the day.

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Sure, John - the Catholic Church wrote a whole novella about the lead-up to your adoption that made your gay Chink paying cry celestial tears, which caused the deserts to bloom and the blind to see.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Here is John’s made up story of the day.

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How did they profit from the children they bought? He says they made money separating kids from mothers but never says how. Is he still on ketamine? Because lately he seems even more retarded than he used to be.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I wonder if the twist will be that his dad is also a troon, or possibly a homosexual. Does John have that much imagination?

He can be whatever he want unless he is broke and needs money for life saving surgery or needs a kidney or something like that. Wu isn't a giver, he's a bottom.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Here is John’s made up story of the day.

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I actually believe the Boy George story, that's plausible enough. Also, hilarious.

 

[King Dead]

How did they profit from the children they bought? He says they made money separating kids from mothers but never says how. Is he still on ketamine? Because lately he seems even more retarded than he used to be.

The only way I can make it make any sense is if the church paid a token sum to a poor family to cover the costs of childbirth, then resold the baby to a rich couple. Not only is this 100% illegal, but if it were actually happening at all, there is absolutely no way it would not have gone noticed and reported on, especially an organization as large as the Catholic Church.

His sob story is absolutely batshit, even more so when you factor in the many times he praised his parents for all they did for him. From the things we know are true (college, animation studio, GOP internship) to the things that might be but probably aren't (Space Camp, Net Yaroze), John only ever had words of praise for his parents before the whole adoption canard began. But now that he needs victimhood points again, it's just one insult after another.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

The performative public announcements and bizarre fetishized selfie make the story even less believable.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The performative public announcements and bizarre fetishized selfie make the story even less believable.

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“Hello… Dad!”
“JESUS FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE DID YOU HAVE JAW CANCER OR SOMETHING?”

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

You spent less than three hours with your imaginary dad?

Also, this is pure clickbait.



Zero self awareness.

 

[King Dead]

The performative public announcements and bizarre fetishized selfie make the story even less believable.

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John truly has no idea how a normal human being acts in any situation. If an adoptee were meeting their birth parents for the first time, they would almost assuredly be very low-key about discussing it in public. A normal person views that as a private situation and something that they would probably not bring up on social media. If they did, they would keep things vague and probably not want to talk about it much until after they met up.

John, on the other hand, treats this (fake) meeting with all the flippancy of a stereotypical Instathot post, where he says "teehee gonna go meet my dad now " as he snaps yet another of his gormless selfies. Why? Who fucking knows. All I do know is John is far too autistic to realize how deranged he looks.

And speaking of deranged, Christ almighty does he look like he's about to throw me in a well to steal my skin later. His frozen waxy expression, his unnatural jawline, his hair rapidly fleeing his scalp...and he willingly posts the picture! He actually thinks he doesn't look like a psycho that broke out of the asylum! If I were his (fake) dad, I would run the fuck away the second I saw this gangling lunatic gurning at me.

The best part, of course, is that he still looks like a man. A very disturbed man, but a man nonetheless. Better go back for another round, John!

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

What John will look like after more jaw shavings and his hair finishes receding

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Here is John’s made up story of the day.

Also, this is pure clickbait.



Zero self awareness

Frank sees all this shit, what the fuck does he make of it? He has to know it's not true.
Did John fake a whole bunch of paperwork (god knows he has nothing else to do all day) and sit Frank down with it, and Frank believed it all or did he just nod along until it was over?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Is John working on fabricating a rejection story?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Is John working on fabricating a rejection story?

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Never beating the catty faggot allegations

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is John working on fabricating a rejection story?

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Ooh, let’s see - rejection? But he already has his “adoptive” parents for that. Terminal illness? But he already killed the biological mom character that way. Dad is a MAGA supporter? Dad would be fine with trans people if only they did exactly what Brianna says?

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

Ooh, let’s see - rejection? But he already has his “adoptive” parents for that. Terminal illness? But he already killed the biological mom character that way. Dad is a MAGA supporter? Dad would be fine with trans people if only they did exactly what Brianna says?

The funniest scenario is that he claims his dad trooned out as well and uses this to validate himself as a T&H woman because he has the tranny gene or whatever.