Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Optimus Prime]

Groundhog Day, starring John Flynt

1) Pound oxy
2) Sperg out in gibberish
3) Crash
4) Burn tweets
5) Get "philosophical"
6) Peggle and Oreos
7) Sleep
8) Goto 1

Damnit, read the first one as "orgy"

 

[Accel_Rider]

Damnit, read the first one as "orgy"

Doing it with Frank and his twitter assistant does not count as an orgy

 

[Optimus Prime]

Doing it with Frank and his twitter assistant does not count as an orgy

I now propose that the "Twitter assistant" now forever be considered to be Flynt's right hand.

 

[Cynical]

https://archive.is/sOOse

 

[AnimuGinger]

In 2 days The Taken King is going to be a mess of mysoggyknee transphobia whiteness.

I'm calling it now.

 

[zedkissed60]

Odds are John is paid for those game endorsement tweets. Or seeks to be.

 

[Jaimas]

I will pay a dollar to anyone who encounters Wu in the Crucible and shoots her in the fucking face and uploads it to youtube.

 

[XH 502]

I will pay a dollar to anyone who encounters Wu in the Crucible and shoots her in the fucking face and uploads it to youtube.

GAMERGATE DEATH THREAT ALERT!

Prep the bullshit cannons!

 

[Jaimas]

GAMERGATE DEATH THREAT ALERT!

Prep the bullshit cannons!

GAMERGATE TOTALLY THREATENED TO KILL ME IN DESTINY'S PVP MODE YOU GUYS THIS IS THE MOST SERIOUS THING

 

[XH 502]

GAMERGATE TOTALLY THREATENED TO KILL ME IN DESTINY'S PVP MODE YOU GUYS THIS IS THE MOST SERIOUS THING

 

[AnOminous]

Wyświetl załącznik 48969

His mouth is constantly open like a Venus flytrap. Or perhaps it's a penis flytrap.

 

[Plok]

Odds are John is paid for those game endorsement tweets. Or seeks to be.

Wouldn't her endorsement do more damage than good to the brand?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

GAMERGATE TOTALLY THREATENED TO KILL ME YOU GUYS THIS IS THE MOST SERIOUS THING THEY SAID THEYRE GOING TO SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

FTFY

Because fuck context

 

[Ruin]

Destiny
Peggle
Mass Effect 3

Wu is like the poster child for shit taste in vidya.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Triple fisting on MGSV, Mario Maker, and now this. What a fucking life.

 

[vertexwindi]

Working hard on that port... well, hardly working. Amirite?

 

[Cynical]

https://archive.is/JWEYX


https://archive.is/5Qydw


https://archive.is/q0vvK


https://archive.is/8FObf


https://archive.is/PirP3

 

[iceman2kuk]

https://archive.is/8FObf

Because not everyone can afford to blow $60 extra dollars on a game they already bought once?

 

[AnimuGinger]

I hope the controls aren't too hard for a woman.

I mean, DaWu won't have issues with it, but other people might. I know woman-friendly controls are a top priority.

 

[zedkissed60]

Working hard on that port... well, hardly working. Amirite?

John will get right on it. Pinky swear.

For now, he's busy shilling for Brian Kelly, Mike Griffith, and Robert Kotick. Need to separate some of his followers from forty bucks in their pockets for white male corporate America.

Because "diversity". Because "feminism".