Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Trombonista]

Better tweet about it

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Is that even possible?

 

[AnOminous]

Better tweet about it

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Probably tweeted before even pulling them out. Surprised there isn't a selfie.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Is that even possible?

A darn sight more believable than empathetic augmented reality.

Spergs of a feather sperg together.

Spoiler: Stupid shit

 

[Spectator]

Better tweet about it

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Two inches? Go to the ER. Most have wifi to document the traumatic experience.

 

[zedkissed60]

Probably tweeted before even pulling them out. Surprised there isn't a selfie.

That would imply that this event occurred.

Seeing as a human foot is about 2 inches thick (meaning he thinks tweezers went through his entire foot, somehow missing all the bones), I'd put the probability of it being true at John's usual 0%.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

If it went in 2 inches, it either cut open the entire bottom portion of his foot or went completely through. Either one would probably require a trip to the ER.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You know men always exaggerate about inches.

 

[A Random]

Hey, maybe they sank two tips into the foot.

 

[zedkissed60]

The Tweezers Tale could have benefitted by adding in a stray dog - a doppel for Scrappy Doo - thwarting a GamerGate grooming implement attack, then John saving the stray dog from being hit by the fleeing thugs in a van resembling a Lego Mystery Machine. Maybe toss in some masturbation and an impromptu offsite TSA pat down.

At the end, a random guy runs up to John to tell him how he could be the world's first MMA champion/Miss Universe combo.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The Tweezers Tale could have benefitted by adding in a stray dog - a doppel for Scrappy Doo - thwarting a GamerGate grooming implement attack, then John saving the stray dog from being hit by the fleeing thugs in a van resembling a Lego Mystery Machine. Maybe toss in some masturbation and an impromptu offsite TSA pat down.

At the end, a random guy runs up to John to tell him how he could be the world's first MMA champion/Miss Universe combo.

At the end, a random guy runs up to John while masturbating to tell him how he could be the world's first MMA champion/Miss Universe combo.

Fixed for ya.

EDIT: where's the recording of the whole thing? I want to see these faces Wu made...

 

[zedkissed60]

 

[Count groudon]

Better tweet about it

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Tweezers aren't even two inches long. And how could you impale yourself in the foot with a pair? Did she drop them and they somehow managed to land on the tip dorectly under her foot?

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

That would imply that this event occurred.

Seeing as a human foot is about 2 inches thick (meaning he thinks tweezers went through his entire foot, somehow missing all the bones), I'd put the probability of it being true at John's usual 0%.

I think it's possible to get 2 inches of penetration diagonally through the heel. Of course 1 inch wouldn't be nearly enough in the land of john, it could barely be stuck in there. I had a bent up bong scraping needle get stuck in my foot once. It was ok but left a zigzaggy trail of resin inside when i pulled it out. It was bent V shaped but it was a sewing needle almost all the way up to it's head.

Don't forget wu has man size feet.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

just realized something...

Wu's wearing a biker jacket with shoulder pads...

is this the updated, version 2.0 of Wu, in the spirit of Holiday's "upgrade" with shoulder pads?

Wu literally sees himself as Holiday, no joke, snark and all. Holiday should make that face at the droids, during the oh-so-thrilling laser-hallway "chase". Then the red-haired blow-up doll with the varicose tattoos could say: "Security Droids are...susceptible...to...Tranny Face..."

EDIT: Ok, wu is making that face deliberately. I can't believe I'm saying this, I know he looks nervous, but he does it to the guy and directly at the audiences during joke / reaction moments. He must think its....sexy?

Imagine that face on top of you during sex. No, nevermind, Don't. How is Frank Wu still alive?

 

[zedkissed60]

John made it to the hospital.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ummmm...Bri for Vendetta? Fuck off Wu.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Wu literally sees himself as Holiday, no joke, snark and all

Wu has already said that the characters are some versions of herself. Basically wu fantasized about being a girl for years and these characters are the results of her daydreams. When she's playing a female video game character.. any character. Is holiday or one of them. This is wu's real desire to see more female characters, this is probably why wu wanted more as a kid. It was an outlet for wu to be a woman.

If wu's parents just let her wear dresses and get made fun of by other little shits none of this would have happened.

 

[tepid]

Wu literally sees himself as Holiday

Nah if you look at Election Eve I believe Crimson is Wu's actual self insert. Holiday isn't actually a likeable character design at all, it's obvious Crimson is supposed to be the one you think is cool.

There are a few facets of her in Holiday like the biking, but I think that was just a weak attempt to make Holiday into a more interesting character by giving her some interesting attributers… of course the only thing Wu finds interesting is herself.

 

[XH 502]

 

[Soew]

https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/653777470559154176
what's the badass quotient for a skinny-fat dude in a miniskirt?