Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[DragoonSierra]

Those cheeks look so god damn wierd

 

[Rou]

Brianna Wu is a terrible person but let's hate her for what we know rather than making huge, unconfirmed assumptions.

 

[FatNero]

Wasn't there a game coming out?

 

[Rou]

Wasn't there a game coming out?

There's still today

 

[Ruin]

There's still today

We need a super optimistic rating.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, someone else besides Frank is nailing Brianna?

When he was making fake threats to himself, John talked about Frank's "tiny Asian penis."

If Frank was in on that, it plays into some weird humiliation fetish, but otherwise, it speaks about John's dissatisfaction with tiny penises and makes John a size queen. So he'd be seeking bigger wangs.

Good luck on that looking like he does, though.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

That picture is Exhibit A for why you don't take professional shots with a phone with no flash attached. The light coming in across her face makes her look like every white person's dad.

Those bruises across her arm are exactly where an armband for an iphone holder would be, but way wider. Do they make some kind of armband that covers the whole upper arm?

I couldn't find the old hotel shot showing her cigarettes in the mirror (can anyone else? it was posted on these forums) but we're pretty sure Wu smokes. That spot could be the start of face cancer.

And from a distance, that picture of Wu looks like a comedy sketch of a man wearing a dress.

 

[Ronald Crump]

When he was making fake threats to himself, John talked about Frank's "tiny Asian penis."

If Frank was in on that, it plays into some weird humiliation fetish, but otherwise, it speaks about John's dissatisfaction with tiny penises and makes John a size queen. So he'd be seeking bigger wangs.

Good luck on that looking like he does, though.

That's pretty god damned horrific.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

When he was making fake threats to himself, John talked about Frank's "tiny Asian penis."

If Frank was in on that, it plays into some weird humiliation fetish, but otherwise, it speaks about John's dissatisfaction with tiny penises and makes John a size queen. So he'd be seeking bigger wangs.

He found one already - John himself is one of the biggest dicks.

 

[Ruin]

I couldn't find the old hotel shot showing her cigarettes in the mirror (can anyone else? it was posted on these forums) but we're pretty sure Wu smokes. That spot could be the start of face cancer.

I've speculated for a while now that Wu is a heavy smoker. He has an obsession with being anorexic thin and with his diet being shit he probably uses them as appetite suppressants. Up close pictures of his face also reveal that his teeth are badly stained.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Call me appallingly late here, but practically no woman would wear a black mini-dress for a professional...well, anything, nevermind a speaking appearance where you're sat down on a stage (awards ceremony maybe, but we all know Wu has a cat in hell's chance of getting to one of those legitimately). All that horrible bony man leg on display is bad enough standing up, but when he's sitting down? Talk about car crash. Doesn't he want to be taken seriously? In business, first impressions count - especially when you're (pretending to be) female. Most people would look at that and wince. Jesus H, John, buy some smart black trousers and a blouse, like normal women do.

Are those bruises on his arm from some sort of cosplay holster thing? I don't want to think about where/why that might have happened.

 

[soliloquyR]

There's still today

It's been over 3 business days, it's not coming out anytime soon.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Finally found that old picture

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-wu-john-flynt.6034/page-706#post-1029086

Spoiler

I don't know cigarettes enough to say what they are, but there's the supposed pack.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It's been over 3 business days, it's not coming out anytime soon.

She must have broken a landspeed record, missing 3+ deadlines within a single month.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Jesus, he looks anorexic. When your knees are bigger than your calves, eat a sandwich.

 

[Ronald Crump]

Finally found that old picture

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-wu-john-flynt.6034/page-706#post-1029086

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 93745

I don't know cigarettes enough to say what they are, but there's the supposed pack.

She clearly has trouble dressing herself. Sort of like the little girl who only wants to wear that one princess costume everywhere.

I often wonder at times what past actions and experiences lead Wu down this path.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Jesus, he looks anorexic. When your knees are bigger than your calves, eat a sandwich.

Women tend to first store extra weight in the hips/thighs/butt/legs whereas on most men it first goes to the abdominal area.

This explains the gut belt...

 

[WeedFaggot024]

Women tend to first store extra weight in the hips/thighs/butt/legs whereas on most men it first goes to the abdominal area.

This explains the gut belt...

you can't lie biology John

 

[MysteriousStranger]

I would've thought taking estrogen would result in a feminine pattern of weight gain.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Finally found that old picture

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-wu-john-flynt.6034/page-706#post-1029086

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 93745

I don't know cigarettes enough to say what they are, but there's the supposed pack.

Marlboro Mediums.